WHY OBAMA IS SCARY SKINNY (Parasites says Article)

National Enquirer ^

[Scythian]

The real reason behind PRESIDENT OBAMA's shocking weight loss - he's secretly battling stomach parasites, say sources.

The pencil-thin president caught the parasites on a trip last year to Hawaii, where he and his family also vacationed over Christmas, according to top political insiders.

"Barack has wanted to keep the stomach parasites under the radar," revealed a close source.

"There had been a public health warning about them in Hawaii when he caught them."

[South40]

Obama is a a parasite.

[Tijeras_Slim]

Slims disease perhaps?

That's uncalled for.

[Yaelle]

BS. He would have been cured by now. He’s just skinny. For sure he smokes tobacco — who knows what else...

[TribalPrincess2U]

Parasites in a parasite.

[Bob Buchholz]

He does have an eating disorder.....Michelle.

“You take another bite of that burger and I’ll land one upside your skinny head!”

[sappy]

he’s skinny cause his wife is a parasite, he is in way over his head and realizes that running a country is little harder than giving a teleprompter speach.

[sappy]

he’s skinny cause his wife is a parasite, he is in way over his head and realizes that running a country is little harder than giving a teleprompter speach.

[varon]

Yeah, parasites avoid Democrats out of professional courtesy.

Plus, parasites don't feed on each other!

[Scythian]

Sushi, a great way to catch parasites, wonder if he ate some in Hawaii ?

[Pilgrim's Progress]

It’s time to enact the 25th Amendment. Joey Biden can’t be any worse - he won’t last long.

I think Boehner might make a fairly decent prez.

[paulycy]

Maybe it's something he ate.

[ClearCase_guy]

“There are thirty-two ways to write a story, and I’ve used every one, but there is only one plot — things are not as they seem.” — Jim Thompson

[stansblugrassgrl]

I was thinking about that same verse. The worms go in, the worms go out.....

[null and void]

I LOVE their definition of MSM...

[Scythian]

Wow, that was quick work !!! You'd think he'd notice those but when yer really mowin' down who knows, maybe he order "Dirt and Worms" like my kids like to eat (chocolate ice cream with gummy worms) and somebody gave him the real thing?

[WXRGina]

Cocaine or (meth)amphetamine also have the same effect on one’s weight.

[paulycy]

I do think something weird must be going on, though. Remember all the reports of when he would leave fundraising dinners and eat by himself? Maybe he’s coughing up parasites or something equally gross....

[Gator113]

There are some that say that prayers don’t work.

[M-cubed]

maybe its nothing..... just the same old crack cocaine