Shania Twain Married: Shania Weds on New Year’s Day!

However, what you forgot was that Bob was loved by Mary, who was being cheated on by Bruce who was beloved by Harry, who was related to Jinko the person cheating with Mary, but who was really loved by Benji etc. etc. etc.

7 posted on 01/06/2011 3:48:25 PM PST by AEMILIUS PAULUS (It is a shame that when these people give a riot)

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To: Col Frank Slade

She is totally and unbelievably Smoking Hot!

And still totally hitable.

Too bad she isn’t a Hitizen of our country.

8 posted on 01/06/2011 3:48:54 PM PST by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously..... You won't live through it anyway.)

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To: Sacajaweau

Any relation to Mark??

Obviously a sister several times removed.

9 posted on 01/06/2011 3:49:52 PM PST by Ole Okie

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To: PilotDave

she’s got a nice twain set there...

10 posted on 01/06/2011 3:50:04 PM PST by dblup

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To: PilotDave

I wonder if she still abstains from sex with her husband, for religious reasons? I remember an article about it... it was concerning her and her first husband.

LLS

11 posted on 01/06/2011 3:53:13 PM PST by LibLieSlayer (WOLVERINES!)

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To: Snickering Hound

I am glad she’s over me and could move on.

All that showing up at the house, crying, begging me to come back was unsightly.

12 posted on 01/06/2011 3:54:47 PM PST by Jewbacca (The residents of Iroquois territory may not determine whether Jews may live in Jerusalem.)

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To: PilotDave

Who cares?

13 posted on 01/06/2011 3:55:40 PM PST by patriot08 (TEXAS GAL- born and bred and proud of it!)

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To: Snickering Hound

14 posted on 01/06/2011 3:55:59 PM PST by PilotDave (No, really, you just can't make this stuff up!!!)

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To: Jewbacca

Well you did hurt her feelings.

15 posted on 01/06/2011 3:57:26 PM PST by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously..... You won't live through it anyway.)

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To: Snickering Hound

I know Cledus Judd is a huge lefty, but this is funny...

If Shania Was Mine

16 posted on 01/06/2011 3:58:04 PM PST by Joe 6-pack (Que me amat, amet et canem meum)

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To: PilotDave

I’ve got a brand new pair of roller skates
You’ve got a brand new key

17 posted on 01/06/2011 3:59:18 PM PST by windsorknot

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18 posted on 01/06/2011 4:02:02 PM PST by Lancey Howard

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To: PilotDave

She is a documented, real pretty lady.

Close to perfect, facewise.

Great figure, too.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/8421076.stm

19 posted on 01/06/2011 4:02:54 PM PST by truth_seeker

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To: PilotDave

I guess that means she won’t be coming over to my house ever again. Damn!

20 posted on 01/06/2011 4:26:10 PM PST by KoRn (Department of Homeland Security, Certified - "Right Wing Extremist")

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