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Why I Am Depressed
Just Too True ^ | 12/21/10 | Unknown

Posted on 01/02/2011 9:35:58 AM PST by Daisyjane69

WHY I AM DEPRESSED

Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel , "Pick up your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the Promised Land."

Nearly 75 years ago (when Welfare was introduced) Roosevelt said, "Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a Camel, this is the Promised Land."

Today, Obama has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of camels and mortgaged the Promised Land!

I was so depressed last night thinking about Health Care Plans, the economy, the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc ........ I called a Suicide Hotline. I had to press 1 for English and was connected to a call center in Pakistan . I told them I was suicidal. They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck.

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not only an excerpt, but the whole joke!

LOL

1 posted on 01/02/2011 9:35:59 AM PST by Daisyjane69
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To: Daisyjane69

LOL! That is funny, especially the part about the call center.


2 posted on 01/02/2011 9:39:14 AM PST by McGavin999 ("I was there when we had the numbers, but didn't have the principles"-Jim DeMint)
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To: Daisyjane69

That’s funny. Thanks for the laugh, but
crapdamn! ain’t it too close to the truth?

I’m going to post this on FB, I know several
who need a good chuckle.

Happy New Year!


3 posted on 01/02/2011 9:41:03 AM PST by CaptainPhilFan
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To: Daisyjane69

Link to original no good.


4 posted on 01/02/2011 9:41:53 AM PST by Keith in Iowa (FR Class of 1998 | TV News is an oxymoron. | MSNBC = Moonbats Spouting Nothing But Crap.)
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To: Daisyjane69
Cheer up!

Look at the bright side.

Only in America can an utterly talentless loser with an agenda to destroy all that a country stands for have a chance at becoming the most powerful person in the world without proof of citizenship.

Before America that wasn't possible.

This is something to be happy about.

Did I say it right?

5 posted on 01/02/2011 9:43:53 AM PST by EGPWS (Trust in God, question everyone else)
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To: Daisyjane69

They say the best humor has an element of truth and this is funny.


6 posted on 01/02/2011 9:48:33 AM PST by Bearshouse
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To: Daisyjane69
mount your asses

No doubt Barney Frank's favorite quote.

7 posted on 01/02/2011 9:49:18 AM PST by humblegunner (Blogger Overlord)
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To: Daisyjane69

I know where your coming from. I have read so many horror stories about the dangers of drinking, over eating and too much sex, that I decided to give up reading.


8 posted on 01/02/2011 9:50:27 AM PST by Islander7 (If you want to anger conservatives, lie to them. If you want to anger liberals, tell them the truth.)
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To: Daisyjane69

Very funny... thanks


9 posted on 01/02/2011 9:55:10 AM PST by woofie
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To: Daisyjane69

OMG, I can relate to this. Not good at all! LOL


10 posted on 01/02/2011 9:57:05 AM PST by dforest
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To: Daisyjane69

Already “borrowed” for Facebook.


11 posted on 01/02/2011 9:57:38 AM PST by Carpe Cerevisi
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To: Keith in Iowa

I miscopied the link. I thought I wrote it down properly next to my computer, once I didn’t find it in my history file thingy.

But I thought it was funny?


12 posted on 01/02/2011 9:59:57 AM PST by Daisyjane69 (Michael Reagan: "Welcome back, Dad, even if you're wearing a dress and bearing children this time)
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To: Daisyjane69

I told them I was suicidal. They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck.

Can you work a mop bucket as well..............

Oh My. Thanks


13 posted on 01/02/2011 10:00:13 AM PST by eyedigress ((Old storm chaser from the west)?)
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To: Daisyjane69

BFF (borrowed for Facebook)

Thanks for the chuckle!

mrs


14 posted on 01/02/2011 10:01:20 AM PST by proudmilitarymrs (Vacation Mr. President? Really?)
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To: proudmilitarymrs

I briefly considered posting it on News/Activism and realized I’d prolly get banned.

LOL


15 posted on 01/02/2011 10:05:27 AM PST by Daisyjane69 (Michael Reagan: "Welcome back, Dad, even if you're wearing a dress and bearing children this time)
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To: Daisyjane69
Maybe if the democrats had actually done their jobs and passed a budget before the elections, things would be a little clearer...

JACKASSIAN


16 posted on 01/02/2011 10:12:12 AM PST by FrankR (The Evil Are Powerless If The Good Are Unafraid! - R. Reagan)
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To: Daisyjane69
Maybe if the democrats had actually done their jobs and passed a budget before the elections, things would be a little clearer...

JACKASSIAN


17 posted on 01/02/2011 10:12:19 AM PST by FrankR (The Evil Are Powerless If The Good Are Unafraid! - R. Reagan)
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To: Daisyjane69

This is Just Too True.

Added to Breaking News.

JK

:>)


18 posted on 01/02/2011 10:12:28 AM PST by Admin Moderator
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To: Admin Moderator

You got me all excited there....briefly. We all need a joke right about now!

:)


19 posted on 01/02/2011 10:14:54 AM PST by Daisyjane69 (Michael Reagan: "Welcome back, Dad, even if you're wearing a dress and bearing children this time)
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To: humblegunner

ROFLMAO!


20 posted on 01/02/2011 10:15:35 AM PST by nolongerademocrat ("Before you ask G-d for something, first thank G-d for what you already have." B'rachot 30b)
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