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Posted on 01/02/2011 9:35:58 AM PST by Daisyjane69
WHY I AM DEPRESSED
Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel , "Pick up your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the Promised Land."
Nearly 75 years ago (when Welfare was introduced) Roosevelt said, "Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a Camel, this is the Promised Land."
Today, Obama has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of camels and mortgaged the Promised Land!
I was so depressed last night thinking about Health Care Plans, the economy, the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc ........ I called a Suicide Hotline. I had to press 1 for English and was connected to a call center in Pakistan . I told them I was suicidal. They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck.
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LOL! That is funny, especially the part about the call center.
That’s funny. Thanks for the laugh, but
crapdamn! ain’t it too close to the truth?
I’m going to post this on FB, I know several
who need a good chuckle.
Happy New Year!
Link to original no good.
Look at the bright side.
Only in America can an utterly talentless loser with an agenda to destroy all that a country stands for have a chance at becoming the most powerful person in the world without proof of citizenship.
Before America that wasn't possible.
This is something to be happy about.
Did I say it right?
They say the best humor has an element of truth and this is funny.
No doubt Barney Frank's favorite quote.
I know where your coming from. I have read so many horror stories about the dangers of drinking, over eating and too much sex, that I decided to give up reading.
Very funny... thanks
OMG, I can relate to this. Not good at all! LOL
Already “borrowed” for Facebook.
I miscopied the link. I thought I wrote it down properly next to my computer, once I didn’t find it in my history file thingy.
But I thought it was funny?
I told them I was suicidal. They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck.
Can you work a mop bucket as well..............
Oh My. Thanks
BFF (borrowed for Facebook)
Thanks for the chuckle!
I briefly considered posting it on News/Activism and realized I’d prolly get banned.
This is Just Too True.
Added to Breaking News.
You got me all excited there....briefly. We all need a joke right about now!
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