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not only an excerpt, but the whole joke!

LOL

1 posted on 01/02/2011 9:35:59 AM PST by Daisyjane69
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To: Daisyjane69

LOL! That is funny, especially the part about the call center.


2 posted on 01/02/2011 9:39:14 AM PST by McGavin999 ("I was there when we had the numbers, but didn't have the principles"-Jim DeMint)
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To: Daisyjane69

That’s funny. Thanks for the laugh, but
crapdamn! ain’t it too close to the truth?

I’m going to post this on FB, I know several
who need a good chuckle.

Happy New Year!


3 posted on 01/02/2011 9:41:03 AM PST by CaptainPhilFan
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To: Daisyjane69

Link to original no good.


4 posted on 01/02/2011 9:41:53 AM PST by Keith in Iowa (FR Class of 1998 | TV News is an oxymoron. | MSNBC = Moonbats Spouting Nothing But Crap.)
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To: Daisyjane69
Cheer up!

Look at the bright side.

Only in America can an utterly talentless loser with an agenda to destroy all that a country stands for have a chance at becoming the most powerful person in the world without proof of citizenship.

Before America that wasn't possible.

This is something to be happy about.

Did I say it right?

5 posted on 01/02/2011 9:43:53 AM PST by EGPWS (Trust in God, question everyone else)
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To: Daisyjane69

They say the best humor has an element of truth and this is funny.


6 posted on 01/02/2011 9:48:33 AM PST by Bearshouse
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To: Daisyjane69
mount your asses

No doubt Barney Frank's favorite quote.

7 posted on 01/02/2011 9:49:18 AM PST by humblegunner (Blogger Overlord)
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To: Daisyjane69

I know where your coming from. I have read so many horror stories about the dangers of drinking, over eating and too much sex, that I decided to give up reading.


8 posted on 01/02/2011 9:50:27 AM PST by Islander7 (If you want to anger conservatives, lie to them. If you want to anger liberals, tell them the truth.)
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To: Daisyjane69

Very funny... thanks


9 posted on 01/02/2011 9:55:10 AM PST by woofie
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To: Daisyjane69

OMG, I can relate to this. Not good at all! LOL


10 posted on 01/02/2011 9:57:05 AM PST by dforest
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To: Daisyjane69

Already “borrowed” for Facebook.


11 posted on 01/02/2011 9:57:38 AM PST by Carpe Cerevisi
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To: Daisyjane69

I told them I was suicidal. They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck.

Can you work a mop bucket as well..............

Oh My. Thanks


13 posted on 01/02/2011 10:00:13 AM PST by eyedigress ((Old storm chaser from the west)?)
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To: Daisyjane69

BFF (borrowed for Facebook)

Thanks for the chuckle!

mrs


14 posted on 01/02/2011 10:01:20 AM PST by proudmilitarymrs (Vacation Mr. President? Really?)
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To: Daisyjane69
Maybe if the democrats had actually done their jobs and passed a budget before the elections, things would be a little clearer...

JACKASSIAN


16 posted on 01/02/2011 10:12:12 AM PST by FrankR (The Evil Are Powerless If The Good Are Unafraid! - R. Reagan)
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To: Daisyjane69
Maybe if the democrats had actually done their jobs and passed a budget before the elections, things would be a little clearer...

JACKASSIAN


17 posted on 01/02/2011 10:12:19 AM PST by FrankR (The Evil Are Powerless If The Good Are Unafraid! - R. Reagan)
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To: Daisyjane69

The time that the children of Israel spent wandering the desert wasn’t exactly the highpoint of their lives...


21 posted on 01/02/2011 10:46:48 AM PST by Tempest (I put money ahead of people)
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To: Daisyjane69

I tried to take a bunch of pills but they were Chinese counterfeits and did nothing.


22 posted on 01/02/2011 10:53:21 AM PST by steve86 (Acerbic by nature, not nurture)
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To: Daisyjane69

Love it! This is a classic, historical joke!


24 posted on 01/02/2011 11:08:02 AM PST by LurkedLongEnough
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