Posted on 01/02/2011 9:35:58 AM PST by Daisyjane69
WHY I AM DEPRESSED
Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel , "Pick up your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the Promised Land."
Nearly 75 years ago (when Welfare was introduced) Roosevelt said, "Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a Camel, this is the Promised Land."
Today, Obama has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of camels and mortgaged the Promised Land!
I was so depressed last night thinking about Health Care Plans, the economy, the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc ........ I called a Suicide Hotline. I had to press 1 for English and was connected to a call center in Pakistan . I told them I was suicidal. They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck.
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The time that the children of Israel spent wandering the desert wasn’t exactly the highpoint of their lives...
I tried to take a bunch of pills but they were Chinese counterfeits and did nothing.
Well, this is no joke, it’s quite serious but here goes!
I was in a bar celebrating New Years Eve with this guy Renee and this is what happened.
The party is about over and the bartender asks Renee Descartes if he wants one for the road and Descartes replied, “I think not” and then he just disappeared.
OK OK, it is a joke...
Love it! This is a classic, historical joke!
It’s too many characters for FB.
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