Roosevelt Middle School teacher DeLynn Woodside.
Posted on 12/23/2010 10:11:10 AM PST by KeyLargo
Boy, 13, Busted For Illegal Marker Possession Oklahoma City math teacher in citizen's arrest of student
DECEMBER 22--A 13-year-old boy was arrested Friday for using a permanent marker while in class at his Oklahoma City middle school, a violation of an obscure city ordinance.
According to an Oklahoma City Police Department report, the boy was spotted “in possession of a permanent marker” by Roosevelt Middle School teacher DeLynn Woodside. The 50-year-old educator told cop Miguel Campos that the student was “writing on a piece of paper, which caused it to bleed over onto the desk.”
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Roosevelt Middle School teacher DeLynn Woodside.
Use a Sharpie—go to jail.
The report lists the teacher’s height and weight as 5’1’ and 180 pounds.
I call BS on that one, she’s lying by at least 50 pounds
She might consider employment with the TSA.
Clearly if markers are outlawed only outlaws will have markers. If you want my Sharpie you’ll have to pry it out of my cold dead hands.
She is rather large.
“The report lists the teacher’s height and weight as 5’1’ and 180 pounds.
I call BS on that one, she’s lying by at least 50 pounds”
Yep.
Michelle Obama will be notified of that immediately!
Uh, as soon as she gets done with all the lobster buffets in Hawaii
The nuns in my late 50s-60s era would have known what to do with the kid in an instant - and it wouldn’t mean calling the cops. For some reason, nuns in my day were obsessed with pen leakage. I can still remember shaking with fear when my cartridge ink pen dripped onto my blotter!
That being said, the comments at the Smoking Gun site towards this teacher border on evil. I’m ashamed that some right-wingers (not us, of course!) have such herd instincts.
I wonder if that is considered part of a sworn statement? She should be brought up on charges if so.
I am sure there is some obscure law on the books about lying in a sworn statement...lol
The nuns in my late 50s-60s era would have known what to do with the kid in an instant - and it wouldn’t mean calling the cops. For some reason, nuns in my day were obsessed with pen leakage. I can still remember shaking with fear when my cartridge ink pen dripped onto my blotter!
That being said, the comments at the Smoking Gun site towards this teacher border on evil. I’m ashamed that some right-wingers (not us, of course!) have such herd instincts.
Her head weighs 100lbs. alone.
FMCDH(BITS)
Magic markers are illegal now? I am hating america more and more every day.
When common sense prevails, you don’t make a mountain out of a molehill. - Take the marker from the kid, then tell the whole class not to use the things, show them why not, clean the stain with the bottle of cleaner you have handy, wish them all a Merry Christmas, send them off to their Christmas holiday, and then shut up.
. . or when common sense does NOT prevail, just call the COPS and ruin everybody’s Christmas, and wish them instead a Happy Winter’s Solstice.
Glad we have a government and military sworn to protect our FREEDOM.
Ummm, ummm, ummm! If I were a masochist and she had a bull whip....heaven!!
Is this a joke?
When I went to pay, I was told that, since I live in New Jersey, I am not allowed to buy a slingshot.
I'm a grown man and the government won't trust me with a toy.
Ah! I remember that
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