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I got a gift certificate to Cabelas, so I was picking out some camping stuff. Saw a $20 slingshot and thought that might be fun out in the woods, shooting cans and such.

When I went to pay, I was told that, since I live in New Jersey, I am not allowed to buy a slingshot.

I'm a grown man and the government won't trust me with a toy.

[RobRoy]

Thanks for reminding me. A slingshot can be an excellent weapon in the absence of guns. Especially with ball bearings.

[MarineBrat]

...since I live in New Jersey, I am not allowed to buy a slingshot.

Ya know, you could put someone's EYE OUT with that thing!

[queue Ace Ventura photo]