Never mind that my uniform is at the cleaners! Yes! I will deliver the mail!
Oh brother.
Hey Diana, did not know you needed cheering up!
Nuttier than a fruitcake.
>>he would deliver the mail to her office in Whitefish Bay
Any mention of Whitefish Bay bring up a certain Gordon Lightfoot song to my mind (”The searchers all say they’d have made Whitefish Bay if they put 15 more miles behind her”)
Note: to her office. I’m guessing he entered the building and stripped in a rest room, then delivered the mail, so maybe there may have been no ‘shrinkage’ after all. He may have been inside.
A quick check of the local weather for WHITEFISH BAY, Wis shows a nice 21 degree day.
I’d be concerned about my pipes freezing (if ya know what I mean) if I were him.
Whitefish Bay. Oh, come’on. Lighten up, people, it was a PRANK! He was merely tryin’ to cheer the lady up. Give him a week’s suspension with pay.
George: Shouldn’t you be at work by now?
Newman: Work? It’s raining!
George: So?
Newman: I called in sick. I don’t work in the rain!
George: You don’t work in the rain? You’re a mailman! “Neither rain nor sleet nor...” It’s the first one!
Newman: I was never that big on creeds.
If he had held out for a triple-dog-dare, he would have known she was serious.
This guy is not only dumb, he’s terminally stupid - any sane person would have waited until summer.
They are hanging out in real and virtual pervert communities, talking amongst themselves too much.
I would pay twice as much for postage stamps if a letter carrier arrived at my door naked....with two stipulations....(1) the letter carrier would have to be female, and (2) the letter carrier must be the spitting image of Marilyn Monroe!
When the dog bites, when the ice stings, these are some of my favorite things. I love Christmas songs (even if they have nothing to do with Christmas).
Well, I went to the original source, and I find that there is so much left out of the story. 3 paragraphs is all this guy gets?
I want to know who called to report him. If the woman actually said I dare you, she was approving of his plan. Regardless of how shocking it might have been to her, she gave tacit approval. My bet is that she reported him, and now will sue the USPS for millions of dollars for pain and suffering. He may well lose his job, and she will probably get some cash.
I’m sure some women would welcome such a gesture, but they are few and far between, and I hope they wouldn’t dare the guy. It sure seems like a com-on to dare him. He probably though he would et some sex out of it. Poor schmuck should learn how to read people better.