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I'm going to go out on a limb and say that he failed this test...
1 posted on 12/09/2010 7:48:44 PM PST by Newtoidaho
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To: Newtoidaho

The “bigger boat” thing.


2 posted on 12/09/2010 7:51:52 PM PST by FlingWingFlyer (Merry Christmas to all of my FReeper FRiends!)
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To: Newtoidaho
They paddled unharmed to safety...

I would guess they paddled RAPIDLY to safety. I don't know if the crocs there tend to hunt singly or in groups. Too bad about their companion, but there nothing they could do.

3 posted on 12/09/2010 7:54:34 PM PST by Pearls Before Swine (/s, in case you need to ask)
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To: Newtoidaho

Never go kayaking while in denial.


4 posted on 12/09/2010 7:55:53 PM PST by bunkerhill7
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To: Newtoidaho

Some test!


6 posted on 12/09/2010 7:59:14 PM PST by BunnySlippers (I love BULL MARKETS . . .)
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To: Newtoidaho

Beats the heck out of dropping dead on a golf course!


8 posted on 12/09/2010 8:00:53 PM PST by Inyo-Mono (Had God not driven man from the Garden of Eden the Sierra Club surely would have.)
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To: Newtoidaho

Somewhere, some idiot is saying, “He died doing what he loved to do.”


9 posted on 12/09/2010 8:05:41 PM PST by FlingWingFlyer (Merry Christmas to all of my FReeper FRiends!)
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To: Newtoidaho

Saw an australian movie on netflix last week about three people who hired a small fishing boat to fish in the mangrove swamps. A croc tipped over the boat and ......well I will not give out the details but it was an amazing experience they all had. The movie is called Black Water, sort of like Jaws only with crocs and it was a true story.


11 posted on 12/09/2010 8:08:01 PM PST by HerrBlucher (Defund, repeal, investigate, impeach, convict, jail, celebrate.)
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To: Newtoidaho; a fool in paradise
Nature's balance has been restored.


15 posted on 12/09/2010 8:16:51 PM PST by Revolting cat! (Let us prey!)
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To: Newtoidaho

Is the kayak OK?


17 posted on 12/09/2010 8:19:58 PM PST by Leisler (They always lie, and have for so much and for so long, that they no longer know what about.)
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What? No honorable mention for a Darwin Award?

I don't care if you're Dr. Doolittle, you do NOT wade into the belly of the beast as though it's the jungle ride at Disney World.

20 posted on 12/09/2010 8:26:48 PM PST by Conservative Tsunami
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To: Newtoidaho; a fool in paradise
JOHANNESBURG (AP) The crocodile, interviewed shortly after the incident, said that Mr Coetzee "tasted like chicken."
23 posted on 12/09/2010 8:30:04 PM PST by Revolting cat! (Let us prey!)
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To: Newtoidaho

Think thats bad, I hit my thumb w/a stapler this morning!


27 posted on 12/09/2010 8:43:24 PM PST by bray (Sarah Palin will destroy the Repub Party, hopfully!)
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To: Newtoidaho

I test myself against nature every day. In the winter I turn on the heat. In the summer I turn on the AC. I have a fridge to preserve food. I have a lawn mower to tame the jungle.

Shoes protect my feet.

A vacuum cleaner helps keep nature out of my house, as do dust cloths and various cleaning sprays. If we have ants, we put out traps. D-con is great for mice. (Cats work too, but they are brutal on carpet. Plus they are mean.)

There is a long list of tools I use to keep nature at bay.

So far I’m winning.


28 posted on 12/09/2010 8:43:29 PM PST by Gil4 (Sometimes it's not low self-esteem - it's just accurate self-assessment.)
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To: Newtoidaho

Apparently not the taste test.


39 posted on 12/10/2010 3:10:55 AM PST by RichInOC (No! BAD Rich! (What'd I say?))
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To: Newtoidaho

Someone (Zappa, Nugent, Dylan?) said, “you should not be where you don’t belong.” I’ve always tried to honor the wisdom in that statement.


44 posted on 12/11/2010 10:35:32 AM PST by PLMerite (Fix the FR clock. It's time.)
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