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To: Newtoidaho

I test myself against nature every day. In the winter I turn on the heat. In the summer I turn on the AC. I have a fridge to preserve food. I have a lawn mower to tame the jungle.

Shoes protect my feet.

A vacuum cleaner helps keep nature out of my house, as do dust cloths and various cleaning sprays. If we have ants, we put out traps. D-con is great for mice. (Cats work too, but they are brutal on carpet. Plus they are mean.)

There is a long list of tools I use to keep nature at bay.

So far I’m winning.


28 posted on 12/09/2010 8:43:29 PM PST by Gil4 (Sometimes it's not low self-esteem - it's just accurate self-assessment.)
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To: Gil4

Yes, but the really key point is, are you prepared for the next time a crocodile invades your house?


30 posted on 12/09/2010 8:49:32 PM PST by Newtoidaho (Liberals are drooling buffoons backed by satanic goons.)
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