Posted on 12/06/2010 12:32:55 PM PST by Stoat
First came the Zionist squirrels, the Zionist pigeons, and the Zionist rats, and now this. Conspiracy Paranoia Update: "Egypt puzzled after string of Red Sea shark attacks," by Mohamed Zaki for Reuters, December 6 (thanks to all who sent this in):
SHARM EL-SHEIKH (Reuters) - Shark attacks on tourists in the Red Sea have triggered a flurry of speculation as to what could have caused them, with suggestions ranging from overfishing to an Israeli plot to harm Egyptian tourism.The body of a 70-year-old German woman washed up on the shore at Egypt's Sharm el-Sheikh on the Red Sea after an attack Sunday. Officials said the shark had taken a chunk out of her right thigh and bitten through her right elbow.
Egypt had just lifted a ban on swimming in parts of the area imposed after three Russians and a Ukrainian were injured in shark attacks last week.
The government has invited international experts to help locate the killer shark but officials were at loss as to what could have caused its behaviour.
"There is not one reason that will be ignored. We are seeking any reason that causes a change in shark behaviour," Ahmed el-Edkawi, assistant secretary for the South Sinai region, told Reuters.
Some said sharks had been drawn to shallow waters after cattle being shipped in for last month's Islamic feast of the sacrifice, or Eid al-Adha, had died and were thrown overboard.
Others suggested it could have been part of a secret plot by Israel's Mossad intelligence agency.
"What is being said about the Mossad throwing the deadly shark (in the sea) to hit tourism in Egypt is not out of the question, but it needs time to confirm," South Sinai Governor Mohamed Abdel Fadil Shousha was quoted as saying by state news site egynews.net....
Ping?
This indicates that, whether they are creating havoc or not, the Mossad is deeply inside the Arab mind. To have such a reputation for success that your enemy is cowed and making stuff up about you is a good thing.
Excellent point. I am reminded of how utterly hysterical and unhinged Leftists become at the mere mention of Governor Palin, and how they will say and make up absolutely anything about her and her family. Few things will make a Leftist start loudly swearing and beome emotionally agitated as rapidly and as forcefully as the mention of Governor Palin. I don't believe that she would be driving them so far over the brink if she was not being effective at what she's doing.
Similarly, I recall Rush Limbaugh saying, in response to one of the occasions when Zero mentioned him, that he was 'living rent-free in Barack Obama's mind".
You're right....if these public figures were inconsequential then they wouldn't evoke the reactions that they do.....and Mossad is having their effectiveness showcased in part by the sort of lunatic Egyptian reaction exhibited in this article.
Of this I have no doubt. Anyone with an anti-Israel agenda needs to understand that a Zionist agent might be disguised as anything at all
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Knowing how smart the Mossad is, I kinda doubt they’d bother with sharks in the sea.
Their best bet would be herds of rabid feral hogs. They’d not only get the immediate kill or injury, but doom the Egyptians’ chances of going to a vigiin popalated heaven.
Now that would be the type of nasty spy trick the Mossad would pull against innocent Muslim civilians.
Were it a Zionist Wombat attack, I'd claim responsibility.
Since it's a Zionist shark...
Now even the sharks are not safe.
Well, then... Muslims can end the threat of those evil Jewish Sharks by filling their bellies with pork. That would make the Muslims not Kosher and thus the Jewish Sharks would not be able to eat them.
Come on, Moo-Ham-Head, stop the evil Jewish Shark plot! Eat a pulled-pork sandwich for Allah!
If this were a Zionist attack, the elders would have installed lasers on the sharks.
The Mossad used an undetectable poison that changes into a powerful shark attractant when it hits sea water, as the poisoned carcases rot.
The attractant, per specifications secretly obtained by Egyptian intelligence sources from the Elders Of Zion, show that this attractant was purposely blended to mimic the smell of German tourists.
The sharks were bred by the Zionist Entity to be especially attracted to Da Jooooz unholy attractant, so they would be more likely attack foreign German tourists.
Leading imams atated that if the German tourists convert to Islam, and drink 3 bottles of Zam-Zam water before going swimming, they will not attract the sharks, and so foil this nefarious Zionist plot. They added that if it didn't work in the case of any individual, it was the will of Allah, and not to mention it it in public.
That’s one happy looking Jewish shark.
Goodness gracious, even the dang shark is laughing at this silly story.
He got what he wanted for Channukah.
What about that Jew that was walking around shaking hands with the pales men and after they shook hands with him their penises would disappear.
A mozlem on rye, hold the mayo?
Too hilarious, it’s like reading the National Enquirer or Mad Magazine but they BELIEVE this crapola.
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