Two women arrested for shoplifting after smuggling jeans and boots inside their FAT rolls

UK Daily Mail ^ | December 1, 2010

[rightwingintelligentsia]

Two women in Oklahoma were stopped as they tried to smuggle $2,600 of clothing and accessories inside their fat rolls.

Ailene Brown, 28, and Shmeco Thomas, 37, were busted by a TJ Maxx employee as they tucked away FOUR pairs of boots, THREE pairs of jeans, a wallet and some gloves in the creases under their breasts and across their bellies.

Some of the goods were also found in their handbags.

[KarlInOhio]

as they tucked away FOUR pairs of boots, THREE pairs of jeans, a wallet and some gloves

One the fifth day of Christmas my true love stole for me: five gold rings, four pairs of boots, three pairs of jeans, a wallet and some gloves, and a partridge in a pear tree.

[a fool in paradise]

Not a PING list PING

[a fool in paradise]

Searching for smuggled clothing in fat rolls.

Is TSA going to start poking the fat for contraband smuggled on planes?

[Erasmus]

Thye coulda just bought the stuff with the proceeds from their liposuction.

[The Comedian]

Whole-lotta-Rosie ping.

Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.

[OB1kNOb]

I don’t even want to know how they steal kielbasas and brats............. :-(

[Slings and Arrows]

Theme music!

[LouAvul]

Actually, as nasty as those subhumans have to be, I’d say they can keep the stuff. I wouldn’t want anything that had touched those nasty bodies.

[latina4dubya]

She got caught, naturally.

she even included the hangers!

[silverleaf]

Da-yum Schmeco- you got those tags shoved up there so far, sounds like a truck backing up when you go through the door... beep beep beep

[laotzu]

Blacks and their names never cease to amaze me

Several years back, I worked the State track meet in Austin. As a judge for many events, I was given list showing the names of each competitor.

There was a sprinter named 'Shithead'. I assume it was pronounced sha-theed, but didn't ask.

I am not joking.

[TheOldLady]

So many get away with that stuff. So. We pay for their food, their clothing, their homes, their kids, their entertainment, their health care, and their theft. Somebody has to cover all their expenses, just not them.

[ApplegateRanch]

“...traces of nitrates”?

I’ve got more than “traces” of nitrates in my water; guess I better add not bathing or wearing clean clothes if I ever need to get on one of those flying sardine cans again.

Let’s see, no shooting that week; don’t handle any fertizers or ammonia based cleaners that week; don’t bathe; don’t wash or change clothes; don’t go near the cat box; don’t....

[ApplegateRanch]

Oops! That was for the ‘gal in bra & panties at airport’ thread!

[Paved Paradise]

That was probably one of the funniest parts of the vid. I mean hangar and ALL.

[paulycy]

♫
FOUR pair of boots
THREE pair of jeans
TWO sets of gloves
and a WALLET in their fat!
♫

[ApplegateRanch]

(Oh God, and I mentioned the word “booty!”)

"That's Boo-TAY!"

And a Big Boo-TAY it is! BANZAI!

[Mr. Silverback]

Have you ever seen the bit on Futurama where Bender stuffs about 5 tons of stolen goods under his sweater? Same thing happened...well, except for the racist part.

[Joe Boucher]

That doesn’t seem to smart, at least not in the summer .

Sooo as an amature chef, what kind of food and what is your favorite recipie?

[ArrogantBustard]

20 years or so ago, a very large female similar to these two was waiting patiently in line behind me at the grocery ...

Line moved, she took a step, and a ham fell on the floor between her feet.

She yelled to all and sundry: "DON'T NOBODY BE THROWIN' NO HAMS AT ME!!!!!!