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SAD NEWS FROM DULUTH , MINNESOTA
Minneapolis Flume ^ | Nov 21, 2100 | Galen Burke

Posted on 11/24/2010 7:44:27 AM PST by Young Werther

I have some very sad news out of Duluth , Minnesota this morning to share with everyone. This will bring about change in North & South Dakota,Minnesota , Wisconsin , Iowa and parts of Canada .

This will bring far reaching ramifications that will strike at the very core of our Midwest Heritage and Souls.

I must report the tragic news that OLE was SHOT . He was up by the Canadian border on his 4 Wheeler cutting some trees when some rangers looking for Terrorists spotted him. According to the news reports, the Rangers shouted to him over a loudspeaker, “ Who are you and what are you doing? ”

OLE shouted back , “...BIN LOGGIN!

OLE is survived by his wife LENA and good friend SVEN.

Note: You got to be from the Midwest to understand this one.


TOPICS: Humor; Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: terrortsaalquida
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1 posted on 11/24/2010 7:44:31 AM PST by Young Werther
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To: Young Werther

I have told that joke 10 times and EVERY time I had to explain it. Gave up telling it.


2 posted on 11/24/2010 7:46:33 AM PST by DManA
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To: Young Werther

I...Uh...I don’t get it.


3 posted on 11/24/2010 7:50:58 AM PST by Celtic Cross (I AM the Impeccable Hat. (AKA The Pope's Hat))
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To: Celtic Cross

Yah shure! Follow the link!


4 posted on 11/24/2010 7:53:16 AM PST by Young Werther ("Quae cum ita sunt" Since these things are so!)
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To: Celtic Cross
I...Uh...I don’t get it.

The tree-huggers there don't like people cutting down trees.

5 posted on 11/24/2010 7:54:12 AM PST by Wissa (Gone Galt)
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To: Young Werther

You got to be from the Midwest to understand this one.


6 posted on 11/24/2010 7:54:36 AM PST by stars & stripes forever ( Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Happiness)
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To: Young Werther
OK. I was raised near Fargo, N.D. and had a chuckle. But as we all know, Ole is immortal because he is a legend who represents all older people of Norwegian extraction who live in the Upper Midwest.
7 posted on 11/24/2010 7:54:44 AM PST by Vigilanteman (Obama: Fake black man. Fake Messiah. Fake American. How many fakes can you fit in one Zer0?)
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To: Celtic Cross

been loggin / bin laden

hard to tell the difference over the sound of a chain saw. Mistaken identity.


8 posted on 11/24/2010 7:56:27 AM PST by babble-on
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To: Wissa

ARG!!! Ole, Bin Log’n sounds like Osama Bin Ladin!!

Make that explained it 11 times.


9 posted on 11/24/2010 7:57:15 AM PST by DManA
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To: Young Werther

But it’s not “Duluth,” it’s “Up dere in Dulute.”


10 posted on 11/24/2010 7:57:35 AM PST by MNnice
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To: Young Werther

More like from Minnesota, Wisconsin, the Dakotas, or upper Iowa.


11 posted on 11/24/2010 7:58:40 AM PST by Free Vulcan (The battle isn't over. Hold their feet to the fire.)
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To: Young Werther

I had to think about it a little while! Bin Laden?

Just heard, a father was telling his little girl about the tress being set out in Israel as a memorial to those that died in the consentration camps.

The little girl said, “Father I see the trees, but where are the forrests?”


12 posted on 11/24/2010 7:59:49 AM PST by LetMarch (If a man knows the right way to live, and does not live it, there is no greater coward. (Anonymous)
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To: MNnice

Say, does this bus go to Dulute?

No, it goes beep beep like all the rest.


13 posted on 11/24/2010 8:00:40 AM PST by DManA
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To: Young Werther

Cool story, bro.


14 posted on 11/24/2010 8:07:30 AM PST by Constitution Day
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To: MNnice
But it’s not “Duluth,” it’s “Up dere in Dulute.”

Question: Doos dis train go to dalute?

Answer: Nah. It sounds like any other train.

15 posted on 11/24/2010 8:08:04 AM PST by Wissa (Gone Galt)
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To: Young Werther

Ya, Ya

My Great Grandfather and Great Grandmother were an Ole and a Lena.


16 posted on 11/24/2010 8:11:46 AM PST by PeteB570 (Islam is the sea in which the terrorist shark swims. It aids & comforts the shark on it's journey.)
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To: Young Werther

It would have been better if you could have worked in something about cheese, a moose biting your sister, beebers being stoned, and having to take a shower.


17 posted on 11/24/2010 8:12:14 AM PST by mbynack (Retired USAF SMSgt)
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To: DManA
Make that explained it 11 times.

I'm going to need the pliers. You swallowed the hook pretty deep. :)

18 posted on 11/24/2010 8:16:08 AM PST by Wissa (Gone Galt)
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To: Young Werther

I love these! I have heard about Sven and Ole my whole life, they have always been talked about at all the adult parties while growing up. Now that I’m past mid 50’s I still tell of their legends..... LOL Enjoy Life My Friends


19 posted on 11/24/2010 8:27:53 AM PST by Pilated
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To: Young Werther

I only understand this due to my marriage, now off to make Lefsa, (we call them potato tortillas in Texas).


20 posted on 11/24/2010 8:35:22 AM PST by All Blue State
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