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1 posted on 11/24/2010 7:44:31 AM PST by Young Werther
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To: Young Werther

I have told that joke 10 times and EVERY time I had to explain it. Gave up telling it.


2 posted on 11/24/2010 7:46:33 AM PST by DManA
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To: Young Werther

I...Uh...I don’t get it.


3 posted on 11/24/2010 7:50:58 AM PST by Celtic Cross (I AM the Impeccable Hat. (AKA The Pope's Hat))
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To: Young Werther
OK. I was raised near Fargo, N.D. and had a chuckle. But as we all know, Ole is immortal because he is a legend who represents all older people of Norwegian extraction who live in the Upper Midwest.
7 posted on 11/24/2010 7:54:44 AM PST by Vigilanteman (Obama: Fake black man. Fake Messiah. Fake American. How many fakes can you fit in one Zer0?)
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To: Young Werther

But it’s not “Duluth,” it’s “Up dere in Dulute.”


10 posted on 11/24/2010 7:57:35 AM PST by MNnice
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To: Young Werther

More like from Minnesota, Wisconsin, the Dakotas, or upper Iowa.


11 posted on 11/24/2010 7:58:40 AM PST by Free Vulcan (The battle isn't over. Hold their feet to the fire.)
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To: Young Werther

I had to think about it a little while! Bin Laden?

Just heard, a father was telling his little girl about the tress being set out in Israel as a memorial to those that died in the consentration camps.

The little girl said, “Father I see the trees, but where are the forrests?”


12 posted on 11/24/2010 7:59:49 AM PST by LetMarch (If a man knows the right way to live, and does not live it, there is no greater coward. (Anonymous)
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To: Young Werther

Cool story, bro.


14 posted on 11/24/2010 8:07:30 AM PST by Constitution Day
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To: Young Werther

Ya, Ya

My Great Grandfather and Great Grandmother were an Ole and a Lena.


16 posted on 11/24/2010 8:11:46 AM PST by PeteB570 (Islam is the sea in which the terrorist shark swims. It aids & comforts the shark on it's journey.)
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To: Young Werther

It would have been better if you could have worked in something about cheese, a moose biting your sister, beebers being stoned, and having to take a shower.


17 posted on 11/24/2010 8:12:14 AM PST by mbynack (Retired USAF SMSgt)
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To: Young Werther

I love these! I have heard about Sven and Ole my whole life, they have always been talked about at all the adult parties while growing up. Now that I’m past mid 50’s I still tell of their legends..... LOL Enjoy Life My Friends


19 posted on 11/24/2010 8:27:53 AM PST by Pilated
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I only understand this due to my marriage, now off to make Lefsa, (we call them potato tortillas in Texas).


20 posted on 11/24/2010 8:35:22 AM PST by All Blue State
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To: Young Werther

OH man no more Sven N Ole’s pizza


22 posted on 11/24/2010 8:58:25 AM PST by markman46 (engage brain before using keyboard!!!)
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It was a hot day in Duluth. After finishing her house cleaning, Lena decided to walk into town and have a cold beer. This was somthing new for her, but the day's heat made a cold beer seem like the perfect thing to have.

Into Sven's bar she goes and asks Sven to recommend a beer.

"Annhaeuser Busch?", asks Sven

"Fine tanks", replies Lena. "And how's your veener?"

23 posted on 11/24/2010 9:03:27 AM PST by llevrok (Born a ham but never cured)
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To: Young Werther

I want the five minutes I wasted on this back.


24 posted on 11/24/2010 9:05:11 AM PST by Wizdum
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To: Young Werther

Was he on the Canadian or U.S side of the border?


25 posted on 11/24/2010 9:09:46 AM PST by Krankor (man we just fell about the place if that chick don't wanna know forget her)
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