Posted on 11/24/2010 7:44:27 AM PST by Young Werther
I have some very sad news out of Duluth , Minnesota this morning to share with everyone. This will bring about change in North & South Dakota,Minnesota , Wisconsin , Iowa and parts of Canada .
This will bring far reaching ramifications that will strike at the very core of our Midwest Heritage and Souls.
I must report the tragic news that OLE was SHOT . He was up by the Canadian border on his 4 Wheeler cutting some trees when some rangers looking for Terrorists spotted him. According to the news reports, the Rangers shouted to him over a loudspeaker, Who are you and what are you doing?
OLE shouted back , ...BIN LOGGIN!
OLE is survived by his wife LENA and good friend SVEN.
Note: You got to be from the Midwest to understand this one.
I have told that joke 10 times and EVERY time I had to explain it. Gave up telling it.
I...Uh...I don’t get it.
Yah shure! Follow the link!
The tree-huggers there don't like people cutting down trees.
You got to be from the Midwest to understand this one.
been loggin / bin laden
hard to tell the difference over the sound of a chain saw. Mistaken identity.
ARG!!! Ole, Bin Log’n sounds like Osama Bin Ladin!!
Make that explained it 11 times.
But it’s not “Duluth,” it’s “Up dere in Dulute.”
More like from Minnesota, Wisconsin, the Dakotas, or upper Iowa.
I had to think about it a little while! Bin Laden?
Just heard, a father was telling his little girl about the tress being set out in Israel as a memorial to those that died in the consentration camps.
The little girl said, “Father I see the trees, but where are the forrests?”
Say, does this bus go to Dulute?
No, it goes beep beep like all the rest.
Cool story, bro.
Question: Doos dis train go to dalute?
Answer: Nah. It sounds like any other train.
Ya, Ya
My Great Grandfather and Great Grandmother were an Ole and a Lena.
It would have been better if you could have worked in something about cheese, a moose biting your sister, beebers being stoned, and having to take a shower.
I'm going to need the pliers. You swallowed the hook pretty deep. :)
I love these! I have heard about Sven and Ole my whole life, they have always been talked about at all the adult parties while growing up. Now that I’m past mid 50’s I still tell of their legends..... LOL Enjoy Life My Friends
I only understand this due to my marriage, now off to make Lefsa, (we call them potato tortillas in Texas).
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