[GeronL]

So instead of helping, the neighbors asked the government to do it?

[E. Pluribus Unum]

On the upside, she lost a lot of the excess weight she'd been trying to shed.

</sarcasm>

[stormer]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bQx1OcIlFqE

[johnthebaptistmoore]

How long can people go without eating and still be alive?

[Secret Agent Man]

Wow they have really solid and secure bathrooms in France. It’s called “take a nail file and push the door latch in.”

[screaminsunshine]

Obama voter material.

[TruthShallSetYouFree]

Perhaps, instead of randomly tapping on the pipes, she should have tapped ... - - - ...

[a fool in paradise]

[theDentist]

"Eh, Cheryle, what has happened to zat noizy neighbur who has been screaming 'help me, help me' since ze beginning of ze month?"

"Pardone moi?"

"Ze old woman next door... remember? We were laughing at her 'help help, i am locked in my little rume'?"

"Oh yes. I don't know. Well, let's check on her tomorrow."

"OK...... After Brunch."

[wastedyears]

How hard is it to break down a bathroom door in France?

[WhistlingPastTheGraveyard]

Three weeks in a bathroom... and it still probably never occurred to her to take a shower.

[Krankor]

Well, the one good thing- anyone considering remodeling their unit knows they don’t have to get permission first.

[RoseyT]

If that were me and it was an apartment I would have plugged the tub and flooded the place before the end of day 3.

[Jack Hydrazine]

Help! I’ve locked myself in and I can’t get out!

[VeniVidiVici]

A WOMAN was trapped in her bathroom for three weeks after her door lock broke and her nocturnal pleas for help were ignored by neighbours.

Fortunately for her it's France. So nobody noticed the smell.

[Daffynition]

Then they came to pay their respects.

[FourPeas]

at night-time tried to call for help by tapping on piping, police said.

But neighbours in the apartment block said they thought someone was doing home repair work and launched a petition to find out who it was and have it stopped.

Yep. That's modern western culture.

[The Comedian]

I'll-be-out-in-a-minute-honey ping.

Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.

[WOBBLY BOB]

ARTIST: Tony Orlando and Dawn
TITLE: Knock Three Times

Hey girl what ya doin’ down there
Dancin’ alone every night while I live right above you
I can hear your music playin’
I can feel your body swayin’
One floor below me you don’t even know me
I love you

{Refrain}
Oh, my darling, knock three times on the ceiling if you want me
Twice on the pipe if the answer is no, oh, my sweetness
(Knock, knock, knock!) Means you’ll meet me in the hallway
Mmm, twice on the pipe (clink, clink) means you ain’t gonna show