So their dresses went up in flames before their marriages ... maybe it’s a sign ...
Unrealistic expectations. Better to advise a child not to sweat the small stuff and remember a wedding isn't about dresses, caterers, and guest lists. It is supposed to be a celebration of the joining of man and wife, and the guests are there to pledge their support of that union.
my wife has been trying to sell her wedding dress...
Show me ONE that has.
Besides my third one, in the Judge's office, standing on the Seal of the State of Texas, with the judge, his clerk, a recorder, and me and the ex and her kid.
The best part was waiting in the courtroom for our appointment, and being entertained by his modified Judge Bean justice. And his arranging us after he figured out the guy with the pony-tail responded to drill-field commands. 'Face-right-face, kiss the bride!' turned out to be funny for a lot of years.
/johnny
Eva’s set up kind of a triage in Palermo’s restaurant to be sure the brides are suppled with wedding dresses.
All kidding and fun stuff aside, I can see this as being pretty traumatic for these gals. Most of these brides are probably completely fried from months of planning every detail and here they go “up in flames”.
omg, omg!, OMG!!!
Hell, just let em go to the justice and get hitched in their everyday clothes and skip the hoopla. Marriage probably won’t last ten years anyway
What a bunch of whiners!
Mr Legs and I were married by a Justice of the Peace; We drove their during his lunch hour, he was wearing his Marine Corps BDUs, and I was wearing a T-shirt with a not-quite-obscene logo on it. He was so nervous he said “My AWFULLY wedded wife”.
Five kids later, we’re coming up on our ten year anniversary next April.