[dayglored]

"If I blow my top, would you let it go to your head?"

(ZZ Top)

[dayglored]

"Won't you squeeze my lemon, till the juice runs down my leg."

(Led Zeppelin)

[taxcontrol]

“Can I have that cute blonde on isle three do the pat down”

“I’ll even pay $25 to get her to do it”

[TLI]

"Down to my underwear?"

"I don't wear no underwear..."

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[Daffynition]

"Are we winning the war against snowglobes?"

[csmusaret]

Now look what you did! You are so ugly you shrunk my junk.

[Grizzled Bear]

This isn’t a comment, but does anybody remember the part in Spinal Tap where one of the band member’s had a cucumber wrapped in aluminum foil in his pants?

Think about the shock value!

[PadreL]

Do you want me to turn my head and cough when you do that?

[Nailbiter]

ping

[jellybean]

1. Do I at least get flowers, candy and dinner first?
2. Will you still respect me in the morning?
3. You won't tell my wife/husband will you?

[Slings and Arrows]

"So, what do you tell your family that you do for a living?"

[BIGLOOK]

“Can I see your Green Card?”

[metmom]

This one has potential.

[metmom]

And I see the ping is from you already.

It’s too early,......

[metmom]

Ping to any who you think might enjoy this thread.

[70th Division]

Is it my turn yet?
When is it MY turn?

[Titan Magroyne]

“Where do I leave the dollar without a dresser?”