[kbennkc]

That's a crime? When spuds are outlawed....

[Jack Hydrazine]

Dare to Be Stupid
by Weird Al

...Yes. Why don’t you dare to be stupid.
It’s so easy, so easy to do.
We’re all waiting for you.
Burn your candle at both ends.
Look a gift horse in the mouth.
Mashed potatoes can be your friends.

You can be a coffee achiever.
You can sit around the house
And watch “Leave It To Beaver.”
The future’s up to you.
So what you gonna do?
Dare to be stupid.
Dare to be stupid.

[Responsibility2nd]

And next week?

Will it be sweet potatoes in her hair?

[ColdOne]

potato tossing ping

[Jack Wilson]

An eye for an eye.

[Tax-chick]

The victim claimed she was making dinner when she got into an argument with Baker after she didn't take him to a recycling center ...

Would he throw the recycling bin at her if they got into an argument after she didn't make him dinner?

Btw, if she hasn't split from this creep and left no forwarding address, they can stop calling her "the victim" and start calling her "the idiot."

[dfwgator]

"I'm a zit, get it?"

[pallis]

Remember children. When having food fights, be sure not to throw the tableware too.

[evets]

He looks baked.

[bigbob]

he wass mashed

[Smokin' Joe]

The victim claimed she was making dinner when she got into an argument with Baker after she didn't take him to a recycling center...

See? See? She should have recycled him.

[Pearls Before Swine]

The victim claimed she was making dinner when she got into an argument with Baker after she didn't take him to a recycling center...

A clear case of "Green Rage."

[a fool in paradise]

Spud boy. In Floriduh.

[cicero2k]

Nothing says I love you like .....

[paulycy]

[Redcitizen]

Sour mash...