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***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

Posted on 11/12/2010 4:48:22 AM PST by Lucky9teen

Time for one of these...




Hat tip to Toma29 for this one:
One Tuesday Obama was playing a round of golf with members of the liberal media at his side and House Democrats and Independent Obama voters watching from the stands.

At each hole when Obama hit the ball off the tee, it would hook way left into the trees and Katie Couric, Matt Lauer, Keith Olbermann, etc would immediately run out of the woods and drop a ball in the hole. The House Democrats in the stands would rise to their feet and cheer as Obama took credit for his hole-in-one. The crowd of Independent Obama voters began to thin out after each successive hole-in-one.

After making his eighteenth hole-in-one, Obama turned to the House Democrats and the very few Independent Obama voters in time to see a huge tidal wave crash down on them and pull them out to sea. As the water receded the stands were now filled with new Republicans and a few Democrats from each coast who knew how to swim.

Lauer asked Obama, "What are you going to do now, Mr. President?" Obama thought for a moment and said, "Well, I'll moderate." Couric asked, "How so?"

Obama said, "I'll hit the ball from the tee and Olbermann, you drop your ball about halfway on the fairway. After I hit that one, Williams, you drop yours in the hole. People probably don't understand a hole-in-one as much as a hole-in-two. It's more work for me, but that's ok."

Olbermann asked, "You want me call MSNBC and see if they're done with that bigger tank in case that wave comes back?"

Obama looked at the members of the media and replied, "No, just keep those buckets you've been using to carry my water ready."


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: freeforall; friday; ofst; silliness
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To: Tatze
Hmmm, they give the hotlinks to use, and then it doesn't work.

Lets try this one:

funny animated gif

81 posted on 11/12/2010 8:04:04 AM PST by Tatze (I reject your reality and substitute my own!)
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To: Tatze

82 posted on 11/12/2010 8:07:10 AM PST by a fool in paradise (The establishment clause isn't just against my OWN government establishing state religion in America)
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To: Tatze

83 posted on 11/12/2010 8:07:36 AM PST by ShadowAce (Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
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To: Lucky9teen; Slings and Arrows; Lady Jag

84 posted on 11/12/2010 8:07:47 AM PST by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: ShadowAce

85 posted on 11/12/2010 8:08:56 AM PST by ShadowAce (Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
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To: Tatze

86 posted on 11/12/2010 8:10:02 AM PST by a fool in paradise (The establishment clause isn't just against my OWN government establishing state religion in America)
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To: martin_fierro

87 posted on 11/12/2010 8:11:26 AM PST by a fool in paradise (The establishment clause isn't just against my OWN government establishing state religion in America)
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To: Lucky9teen

She’s turning?


88 posted on 11/12/2010 8:11:42 AM PST by Cyber Liberty (We conservatives will always lose elections as long as we allow the MSM to choose our candidates.)
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To: a fool in paradise

89 posted on 11/12/2010 8:11:50 AM PST by ShadowAce (Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
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To: Tatze

90 posted on 11/12/2010 8:12:10 AM PST by a fool in paradise (The establishment clause isn't just against my OWN government establishing state religion in America)
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To: ShadowAce

Winner!


91 posted on 11/12/2010 8:12:59 AM PST by a fool in paradise (The establishment clause isn't just against my OWN government establishing state religion in America)
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To: Silentgypsy

I’ve seen this before as an example of Southwest Airline’s irreverent humor. The Captain Kangaroo one was for a bouncy landing at Amarillo.


92 posted on 11/12/2010 8:14:01 AM PST by nuke rocketeer (File CONGRESS.SYS corrupted: Re-boot Washington D.C (Y/N)?)
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To: ShadowAce

That’s generally how such things turn out in my dreams.


93 posted on 11/12/2010 8:14:13 AM PST by a fool in paradise (The establishment clause isn't just against my OWN government establishing state religion in America)
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To: a fool in paradise

94 posted on 11/12/2010 8:14:29 AM PST by ShadowAce (Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
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To: ShadowAce
Stare at the dot in the middle of the color picture:


95 posted on 11/12/2010 8:18:12 AM PST by ShadowAce (Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
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To: a fool in paradise

96 posted on 11/12/2010 8:19:01 AM PST by nuke rocketeer (File CONGRESS.SYS corrupted: Re-boot Washington D.C (Y/N)?)
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To: ShadowAce

97 posted on 11/12/2010 8:19:28 AM PST by ShadowAce (Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
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To: ShadowAce

98 posted on 11/12/2010 8:21:06 AM PST by ShadowAce (Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
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To: ShadowAce

Is it me or does this week seem exceptionally silly? 100 comments before noon.

IAP


99 posted on 11/12/2010 8:21:15 AM PST by Dacula (Proud husband of a Breast Cancer survivor.)
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To: Dacula

100

In after ping


100 posted on 11/12/2010 8:21:49 AM PST by Dacula (Proud husband of a Breast Cancer survivor.)
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