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***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***
Posted on 11/12/2010 4:48:22 AM PST by Lucky9teen
Time for one of these...

Hat tip to Toma29 for this one:
One Tuesday Obama was playing a round of golf with members of the liberal media at his side and House Democrats and Independent Obama voters watching from the stands.
At each hole when Obama hit the ball off the tee, it would hook way left into the trees and Katie Couric, Matt Lauer, Keith Olbermann, etc would immediately run out of the woods and drop a ball in the hole. The House Democrats in the stands would rise to their feet and cheer as Obama took credit for his hole-in-one. The crowd of Independent Obama voters began to thin out after each successive hole-in-one.
After making his eighteenth hole-in-one, Obama turned to the House Democrats and the very few Independent Obama voters in time to see a huge tidal wave crash down on them and pull them out to sea. As the water receded the stands were now filled with new Republicans and a few Democrats from each coast who knew how to swim.
Lauer asked Obama, "What are you going to do now, Mr. President?" Obama thought for a moment and said, "Well, I'll moderate." Couric asked, "How so?" Obama said, "I'll hit the ball from the tee and Olbermann, you drop your ball about halfway on the fairway. After I hit that one, Williams, you drop yours in the hole. People probably don't understand a hole-in-one as much as a hole-in-two. It's more work for me, but that's ok."
Olbermann asked, "You want me call MSNBC and see if they're done with that bigger tank in case that wave comes back?"
Obama looked at the members of the media and replied, "No, just keep those buckets you've been using to carry my water ready."
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: freeforall; friday; ofst; silliness
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To: Tatze
Hmmm, they give the hotlinks to use, and then it doesn't work.
Lets try this one:
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posted on
11/12/2010 8:04:04 AM PST
by
Tatze
(I reject your reality and substitute my own!)
To: Tatze
82
posted on
11/12/2010 8:07:10 AM PST
by
a fool in paradise
(The establishment clause isn't just against my OWN government establishing state religion in America)
To: Tatze
83
posted on
11/12/2010 8:07:36 AM PST
by
ShadowAce
(Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
To: Lucky9teen; Slings and Arrows; Lady Jag
To: ShadowAce
85
posted on
11/12/2010 8:08:56 AM PST
by
ShadowAce
(Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
To: Tatze
86
posted on
11/12/2010 8:10:02 AM PST
by
a fool in paradise
(The establishment clause isn't just against my OWN government establishing state religion in America)
To: martin_fierro
87
posted on
11/12/2010 8:11:26 AM PST
by
a fool in paradise
(The establishment clause isn't just against my OWN government establishing state religion in America)
To: Lucky9teen
88
posted on
11/12/2010 8:11:42 AM PST
by
Cyber Liberty
(We conservatives will always lose elections as long as we allow the MSM to choose our candidates.)
To: a fool in paradise
89
posted on
11/12/2010 8:11:50 AM PST
by
ShadowAce
(Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
To: Tatze
90
posted on
11/12/2010 8:12:10 AM PST
by
a fool in paradise
(The establishment clause isn't just against my OWN government establishing state religion in America)
To: ShadowAce
91
posted on
11/12/2010 8:12:59 AM PST
by
a fool in paradise
(The establishment clause isn't just against my OWN government establishing state religion in America)
To: Silentgypsy
I’ve seen this before as an example of Southwest Airline’s irreverent humor. The Captain Kangaroo one was for a bouncy landing at Amarillo.
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posted on
11/12/2010 8:14:01 AM PST
by
nuke rocketeer
(File CONGRESS.SYS corrupted: Re-boot Washington D.C (Y/N)?)
To: ShadowAce
That’s generally how such things turn out in my dreams.
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posted on
11/12/2010 8:14:13 AM PST
by
a fool in paradise
(The establishment clause isn't just against my OWN government establishing state religion in America)
To: a fool in paradise
94
posted on
11/12/2010 8:14:29 AM PST
by
ShadowAce
(Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
To: ShadowAce
Stare at the dot in the middle of the color picture:
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posted on
11/12/2010 8:18:12 AM PST
by
ShadowAce
(Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
To: a fool in paradise
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posted on
11/12/2010 8:19:01 AM PST
by
nuke rocketeer
(File CONGRESS.SYS corrupted: Re-boot Washington D.C (Y/N)?)
To: ShadowAce
97
posted on
11/12/2010 8:19:28 AM PST
by
ShadowAce
(Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
To: ShadowAce
98
posted on
11/12/2010 8:21:06 AM PST
by
ShadowAce
(Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
To: ShadowAce
Is it me or does this week seem exceptionally silly? 100 comments before noon.
IAP
99
posted on
11/12/2010 8:21:15 AM PST
by
Dacula
(Proud husband of a Breast Cancer survivor.)
To: Dacula
100
posted on
11/12/2010 8:21:49 AM PST
by
Dacula
(Proud husband of a Breast Cancer survivor.)
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