***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

[Lucky9teen]

Time for one of these...

Hat tip to Toma29 for this one:
One Tuesday Obama was playing a round of golf with members of the liberal media at his side and House Democrats and Independent Obama voters watching from the stands.

At each hole when Obama hit the ball off the tee, it would hook way left into the trees and Katie Couric, Matt Lauer, Keith Olbermann, etc would immediately run out of the woods and drop a ball in the hole. The House Democrats in the stands would rise to their feet and cheer as Obama took credit for his hole-in-one. The crowd of Independent Obama voters began to thin out after each successive hole-in-one.

After making his eighteenth hole-in-one, Obama turned to the House Democrats and the very few Independent Obama voters in time to see a huge tidal wave crash down on them and pull them out to sea. As the water receded the stands were now filled with new Republicans and a few Democrats from each coast who knew how to swim.

Lauer asked Obama, "What are you going to do now, Mr. President?" Obama thought for a moment and said, "Well, I'll moderate." Couric asked, "How so?"

Obama said, "I'll hit the ball from the tee and Olbermann, you drop your ball about halfway on the fairway. After I hit that one, Williams, you drop yours in the hole. People probably don't understand a hole-in-one as much as a hole-in-two. It's more work for me, but that's ok."

Olbermann asked, "You want me call MSNBC and see if they're done with that bigger tank in case that wave comes back?"

Obama looked at the members of the media and replied, "No, just keep those buckets you've been using to carry my water ready."

[Lucky9teen]

[LongElegantLegs]

IBTP!

[ClearCase_guy]

In!

[CPOSharky]

IBTP?

[FrankR]

That gif is too funny...I’m stealing it.

[Lucky9teen]

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[Logic n' Reason]

Ping....

[CPOSharky]

The Divorced Barbie Doll

One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it’s his daughter’s birthday. He pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the sales person, ‘How much for one of those Barbie’s in the display window?’ The salesperson answers, ‘Which one do you mean, Sir? We have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95, Ballerina Barbie for $19.95, Astronaut Barbie for $19.95, Skater Barbie for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.95’.

The amazed father asks: ‘It’s what?! Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?’

The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers: ‘Sir..., Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken’s Car, Ken’s House, Ken’s Boat, Ken’s Furniture, Ken’s Computer, and one of Ken’s Friends.

[Doogle]

thats a keeper....*LOL*

[Ronin]

Top ten?

[Monkey Face]

IN!!!

[ShadowAce]

You’re in early today! TGIF!

[Sax]

[politicalmerc]

How did you get such and EXCELLENT GIF as a mouse doing bench presses on a trap!?

[Monkey Face]

What Confucious Really Said ...

... naked man fear no pickpocket.

... squirrel who run up woman’s leg, not find nuts.

... support bacteria! is only culture some people have.

... man who eat too many prunes, get good run for money.

... man with athletic finger, make broad jump.

... man who speak with forked tongue, should not kiss balloons.

... even greatest of whales, helpless in desert.

... wash face in morning, neck at night.

... he who live in stone house, should not throw glasses.

... cow with no legs, ground beef

[Bean Counter]

[Monkey Face]

Ping

[Liberty Valance]

Good morning!

[a fool in paradise]

Top 20!

[LongElegantLegs]

Definition of FREE-FOR-ALL : a competition, dispute, or fight open to all comers and usually with no rules : brawl; also : a chaotic situation resembling a free-for-all especially in lacking rules or structure