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To: Lucky9teen
To: Lucky9teen
To: Lucky9teen
4 posted on
11/12/2010 4:54:34 AM PST by
CPOSharky
(They ain't "illegals." They are just unregistered democrats.)
To: Lucky9teen
That gif is too funny...I’m stealing it.
5 posted on
11/12/2010 4:56:47 AM PST by
FrankR
(Don't let the bastards wear you down!)
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6 posted on
11/12/2010 4:58:08 AM PST by
Lucky9teen
(Jobs? Nope! Economy? Nope! Disarm the U.S? Yep! Impeach the treasonous Marxist Muslim usurper bast)
To: Lucky9teen
7 posted on
11/12/2010 5:01:24 AM PST by
Logic n' Reason
(You can roll a turd in powered sugar; that don't make it a jelly donut)
To: Lucky9teen
The Divorced Barbie Doll
One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it’s his daughter’s birthday. He pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the sales person, ‘How much for one of those Barbie’s in the display window?’ The salesperson answers, ‘Which one do you mean, Sir? We have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95, Ballerina Barbie for $19.95, Astronaut Barbie for $19.95, Skater Barbie for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.95’.
The amazed father asks: ‘It’s what?! Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?’
The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers: ‘Sir..., Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken’s Car, Ken’s House, Ken’s Boat, Ken’s Furniture, Ken’s Computer, and one of Ken’s Friends.
8 posted on
11/12/2010 5:01:52 AM PST by
CPOSharky
(They ain't "illegals." They are just unregistered democrats.)
To: Lucky9teen
9 posted on
11/12/2010 5:04:40 AM PST by
Doogle
((USAF.68-73..8th TFW Ubon Thailand..never store a threat you should have eliminated))
To: Lucky9teen
11 posted on
11/12/2010 5:08:05 AM PST by
Monkey Face
(Atheism is a non-prophet organization.)
To: Lucky9teen
You’re in early today! TGIF!
12 posted on
11/12/2010 5:10:49 AM PST by
ShadowAce
(Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
To: Lucky9teen
How did you get such and EXCELLENT GIF as a mouse doing bench presses on a trap!?
14 posted on
11/12/2010 5:12:56 AM PST by
politicalmerc
(I TOLD YOU I could see November from my house. Now I see 2012!!)
To: Lucky9teen
What Confucious Really Said ...
... naked man fear no pickpocket.
... squirrel who run up woman’s leg, not find nuts.
... support bacteria! is only culture some people have.
... man who eat too many prunes, get good run for money.
... man with athletic finger, make broad jump.
... man who speak with forked tongue, should not kiss balloons.
... even greatest of whales, helpless in desert.
... wash face in morning, neck at night.
... he who live in stone house, should not throw glasses.
... cow with no legs, ground beef
15 posted on
11/12/2010 5:13:35 AM PST by
Monkey Face
(Atheism is a non-prophet organization.)
To: Lucky9teen
16 posted on
11/12/2010 5:18:51 AM PST by
Bean Counter
(Stout Hearts!!)
To: Lucky9teen
Good morning!
18 posted on
11/12/2010 5:22:56 AM PST by
Liberty Valance
(Keep a simple manner for a happy life :o)
To: Lucky9teen
19 posted on
11/12/2010 5:23:17 AM PST by
a fool in paradise
(The establishment clause isn't just against my OWN government establishing state religion in America)
To: Lucky9teen
Definition of FREE-FOR-ALL : a competition, dispute, or fight open to all comers and usually with no rules : brawl; also : a chaotic situation resembling a free-for-all especially in lacking rules or structure
To: Lucky9teen
You know the honeymoon is over when the comedians start.
The liberals are asking us to give Obama time. We agree . . . and think 25 to life would be appropriate.—Jay Leno
America needs Obama-care like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask.—Jay Leno
Q: Have you heard about McDonald’s’ new Obama Value Meal?A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.—Conan O’Brien
Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
A: A fund raiser.—Jay Leno
Q: What’s the difference between Obama’s cabinet and a penitentiary?
A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers, and threats to society. The other is for housing
prisoners.—David Letterman
Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean andit started to sink, who would be saved?
A: America !—Jimmy Fallon
Q: What’s the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?
A: Bo has papers.—Jimmy Kimmel
Q: What was the most positive result of the “Cash for Clunkers” program?
A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road.—David Letterman
21 posted on
11/12/2010 5:28:29 AM PST by
CPOSharky
(They ain't "illegals." They are just unregistered democrats.)
To: Lucky9teen
I'm getting in the shower now, keep me posted...
22 posted on
11/12/2010 5:28:41 AM PST by
a fool in paradise
(The establishment clause isn't just against my OWN government establishing state religion in America)
To: Lucky9teen
25 posted on
11/12/2010 5:30:46 AM PST by
quantim
(Victory is not relative, it is absolute.)
To: Lucky9teen
All the little kiddies used to love him, no he's suddenly completely not cool.
27 posted on
11/12/2010 5:33:40 AM PST by
dead
(I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
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