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***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***
Posted on 11/12/2010 4:48:22 AM PST by Lucky9teen
Time for one of these...

Hat tip to Toma29 for this one:
One Tuesday Obama was playing a round of golf with members of the liberal media at his side and House Democrats and Independent Obama voters watching from the stands.
At each hole when Obama hit the ball off the tee, it would hook way left into the trees and Katie Couric, Matt Lauer, Keith Olbermann, etc would immediately run out of the woods and drop a ball in the hole. The House Democrats in the stands would rise to their feet and cheer as Obama took credit for his hole-in-one. The crowd of Independent Obama voters began to thin out after each successive hole-in-one.
After making his eighteenth hole-in-one, Obama turned to the House Democrats and the very few Independent Obama voters in time to see a huge tidal wave crash down on them and pull them out to sea. As the water receded the stands were now filled with new Republicans and a few Democrats from each coast who knew how to swim.
Lauer asked Obama, "What are you going to do now, Mr. President?" Obama thought for a moment and said, "Well, I'll moderate." Couric asked, "How so?" Obama said, "I'll hit the ball from the tee and Olbermann, you drop your ball about halfway on the fairway. After I hit that one, Williams, you drop yours in the hole. People probably don't understand a hole-in-one as much as a hole-in-two. It's more work for me, but that's ok."
Olbermann asked, "You want me call MSNBC and see if they're done with that bigger tank in case that wave comes back?"
Obama looked at the members of the media and replied, "No, just keep those buckets you've been using to carry my water ready."
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: freeforall; friday; ofst; silliness
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To: BenLurkin
61
posted on
11/12/2010 7:19:46 AM PST
by
a fool in paradise
(The establishment clause isn't just against my OWN government establishing state religion in America)
To: Silentgypsy
62
posted on
11/12/2010 7:24:08 AM PST
by
fml
To: Lucky9teen
Radical leftist womyn are nothing but hangers-on.....
63
posted on
11/12/2010 7:26:44 AM PST
by
ErnBatavia
(It's not the Obama Administration....it's the "Obama Regime".)
To: a fool in paradise
64
posted on
11/12/2010 7:27:17 AM PST
by
BenLurkin
(This post is not a statement of fact. It is merely a personal opinion -- or humor -- or both)
To: Sax
Squirrels + coffee
65
posted on
11/12/2010 7:27:30 AM PST
by
al_c
(http://www.blowoutcongress.com)
To: Lucky9teen
To: ErnBatavia
Is that one of those Japanese sex robots that was in the news a couple of weeks ago?
No. Probably not. Those sex robots don't contain that much plastic.
67
posted on
11/12/2010 7:28:23 AM PST
by
Texas Eagle
(If it wasn't for double-standards, Liberals would have no standards at all -- Texas Eagle)
To: ErnBatavia
68
posted on
11/12/2010 7:28:29 AM PST
by
BenLurkin
(This post is not a statement of fact. It is merely a personal opinion -- or humor -- or both)
To: Lucky9teen
69
posted on
11/12/2010 7:32:44 AM PST
by
RetSignman
("It's about saving our Republic, STUPID")
To: al_c
70
posted on
11/12/2010 7:34:58 AM PST
by
Liberty Valance
(Keep a simple manner for a happy life :o)
To: ErnBatavia
71
posted on
11/12/2010 7:36:30 AM PST
by
RetSignman
("It's about saving our Republic, STUPID")
To: Lucky9teen
To: Lucky9teen
Woo-Hoo Top 75
(I don’t like to set too challenging goals for myself)
To: ErnBatavia
74
posted on
11/12/2010 7:51:25 AM PST
by
Pan_Yan
To: a fool in paradise; Pan_Yans Wife
The Mrs. has that exact same step stool. Amd I’m fairly sure she’s used it for that purpose before (I’m well over a foot taller than her).
75
posted on
11/12/2010 7:54:28 AM PST
by
Pan_Yan
To: Lucky9teen
76
posted on
11/12/2010 7:55:55 AM PST
by
Tatze
(I reject your reality and substitute my own!)
To: ErnBatavia
77
posted on
11/12/2010 7:56:59 AM PST
by
a fool in paradise
(The establishment clause isn't just against my OWN government establishing state religion in America)
To: politicalmerc
How did you get such and EXCELLENT GIF as a mouse doing bench presses on a trap!?
I go
here ;)
78
posted on
11/12/2010 7:58:03 AM PST
by
Lucky9teen
(Jobs? Nope! Economy? Nope! Disarm the U.S? Yep! Impeach the treasonous Marxist Muslim usurper bast)
To: Monkey Face
Which way is she turning?
If you stare at her long enough...she'll change direction.
79
posted on
11/12/2010 7:59:58 AM PST
by
Lucky9teen
(Jobs? Nope! Economy? Nope! Disarm the U.S? Yep! Impeach the treasonous Marxist Muslim usurper bast)
To: Lucky9teen
I’ve seen that before...still don’t know! LOL!
Just since bringing up the posting box, she changed direction.
*sheesh*
80
posted on
11/12/2010 8:03:55 AM PST
by
Monkey Face
(Atheism is a non-prophet organization.)
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