***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

[Lucky9teen]

Time for one of these...

Hat tip to Toma29 for this one:
One Tuesday Obama was playing a round of golf with members of the liberal media at his side and House Democrats and Independent Obama voters watching from the stands.

At each hole when Obama hit the ball off the tee, it would hook way left into the trees and Katie Couric, Matt Lauer, Keith Olbermann, etc would immediately run out of the woods and drop a ball in the hole. The House Democrats in the stands would rise to their feet and cheer as Obama took credit for his hole-in-one. The crowd of Independent Obama voters began to thin out after each successive hole-in-one.

After making his eighteenth hole-in-one, Obama turned to the House Democrats and the very few Independent Obama voters in time to see a huge tidal wave crash down on them and pull them out to sea. As the water receded the stands were now filled with new Republicans and a few Democrats from each coast who knew how to swim.

Lauer asked Obama, "What are you going to do now, Mr. President?" Obama thought for a moment and said, "Well, I'll moderate." Couric asked, "How so?"

Obama said, "I'll hit the ball from the tee and Olbermann, you drop your ball about halfway on the fairway. After I hit that one, Williams, you drop yours in the hole. People probably don't understand a hole-in-one as much as a hole-in-two. It's more work for me, but that's ok."

Olbermann asked, "You want me call MSNBC and see if they're done with that bigger tank in case that wave comes back?"

Obama looked at the members of the media and replied, "No, just keep those buckets you've been using to carry my water ready."

[a fool in paradise]

[fml]

Click To Read Flier

[ErnBatavia]

Radical leftist womyn are nothing but hangers-on.....

[BenLurkin]

[al_c]

Squirrels + coffee

[Ronald_Magnus]

[Texas Eagle]

Is that one of those Japanese sex robots that was in the news a couple of weeks ago?

No. Probably not. Those sex robots don't contain that much plastic.

[BenLurkin]

http://www.johnspeedie.com/healy/lovely.wav

[RetSignman]

[Liberty Valance]

[RetSignman]

Nice deep throat.

[wyokostur]

[I cannot think of a name]

Woo-Hoo Top 75

(I don’t like to set too challenging goals for myself)

[Pan_Yan]

[Pan_Yan]

The Mrs. has that exact same step stool. Amd I’m fairly sure she’s used it for that purpose before (I’m well over a foot taller than her).

[Tatze]

[a fool in paradise]

Dammit! Janet!

[Lucky9teen]

How did you get such and EXCELLENT GIF as a mouse doing bench presses on a trap!?

I go here ;)

[Lucky9teen]

Which way is she turning?


If you stare at her long enough...she'll change direction.

[Monkey Face]

I’ve seen that before...still don’t know! LOL!
Just since bringing up the posting box, she changed direction.

*sheesh*