***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

[Lucky9teen]

Time for one of these...

Hat tip to Toma29 for this one:
One Tuesday Obama was playing a round of golf with members of the liberal media at his side and House Democrats and Independent Obama voters watching from the stands.

At each hole when Obama hit the ball off the tee, it would hook way left into the trees and Katie Couric, Matt Lauer, Keith Olbermann, etc would immediately run out of the woods and drop a ball in the hole. The House Democrats in the stands would rise to their feet and cheer as Obama took credit for his hole-in-one. The crowd of Independent Obama voters began to thin out after each successive hole-in-one.

After making his eighteenth hole-in-one, Obama turned to the House Democrats and the very few Independent Obama voters in time to see a huge tidal wave crash down on them and pull them out to sea. As the water receded the stands were now filled with new Republicans and a few Democrats from each coast who knew how to swim.

Lauer asked Obama, "What are you going to do now, Mr. President?" Obama thought for a moment and said, "Well, I'll moderate." Couric asked, "How so?"

Obama said, "I'll hit the ball from the tee and Olbermann, you drop your ball about halfway on the fairway. After I hit that one, Williams, you drop yours in the hole. People probably don't understand a hole-in-one as much as a hole-in-two. It's more work for me, but that's ok."

Olbermann asked, "You want me call MSNBC and see if they're done with that bigger tank in case that wave comes back?"

Obama looked at the members of the media and replied, "No, just keep those buckets you've been using to carry my water ready."

[CPOSharky]

You know the honeymoon is over when the comedians start.

The liberals are asking us to give Obama time. We agree . . . and think 25 to life would be appropriate.—Jay Leno

America needs Obama-care like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask.—Jay Leno

Q: Have you heard about McDonald’s’ new Obama Value Meal?A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.—Conan O’Brien

Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
A: A fund raiser.—Jay Leno

Q: What’s the difference between Obama’s cabinet and a penitentiary?
A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers, and threats to society. The other is for housing
prisoners.—David Letterman

Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean andit started to sink, who would be saved?
A: America !—Jimmy Fallon

Q: What’s the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?
A: Bo has papers.—Jimmy Kimmel

Q: What was the most positive result of the “Cash for Clunkers” program?
A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road.—David Letterman

[a fool in paradise]

I'm getting in the shower now, keep me posted...

[a fool in paradise]

"Whooooooh! FRIDAY!"

[a fool in paradise]

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[a fool in paradise]

President Obama declares this a “FREE FOR SOME”. Others pay full retail.

[dead]

All the little kiddies used to love him, no he's suddenly completely not cool.

[Nateman]

Give it a rest Nancy , you lost!

[a fool in paradise]

Compare and contrast, discuss among yourselves.

[ErnBatavia]

Billy-Bump!

[Currentriverrat]

TGIF

[hawkeye101]

Dad didn't realize he had married into a Dorothy Hamill cult.

[fml]

...He who stands on toilet gets high on pot

...He who lives in glass house must dress in basement

...He who makes love in grass, gets piece on earth

[Celtic Cross]

Awesome Face!

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Justin Beaver

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More Awesome Face!

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