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***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***
Posted on 11/12/2010 4:48:22 AM PST by Lucky9teen
Time for one of these...
Hat tip to Toma29 for this one:
One Tuesday Obama was playing a round of golf with members of the liberal media at his side and House Democrats and Independent Obama voters watching from the stands.
At each hole when Obama hit the ball off the tee, it would hook way left into the trees and Katie Couric, Matt Lauer, Keith Olbermann, etc would immediately run out of the woods and drop a ball in the hole. The House Democrats in the stands would rise to their feet and cheer as Obama took credit for his hole-in-one. The crowd of Independent Obama voters began to thin out after each successive hole-in-one.
After making his eighteenth hole-in-one, Obama turned to the House Democrats and the very few Independent Obama voters in time to see a huge tidal wave crash down on them and pull them out to sea. As the water receded the stands were now filled with new Republicans and a few Democrats from each coast who knew how to swim.
Lauer asked Obama, "What are you going to do now, Mr. President?" Obama thought for a moment and said, "Well, I'll moderate." Couric asked, "How so?" Obama said, "I'll hit the ball from the tee and Olbermann, you drop your ball about halfway on the fairway. After I hit that one, Williams, you drop yours in the hole. People probably don't understand a hole-in-one as much as a hole-in-two. It's more work for me, but that's ok."
Olbermann asked, "You want me call MSNBC and see if they're done with that bigger tank in case that wave comes back?"
Obama looked at the members of the media and replied, "No, just keep those buckets you've been using to carry my water ready."
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: freeforall; friday; ofst; silliness
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To: Dacula
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posted on
11/12/2010 8:22:56 AM PST
by
ShadowAce
(Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
To: Moleman
As a recently divorced man - nothing could be further from the truth. Obviously you were not one of my ex-wife's several ex-husband's.
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posted on
11/12/2010 8:24:01 AM PST
by
CPOSharky
(They ain't "illegals." They are just unregistered democrats.)
To: Dacula
Is it me or does this week seem exceptionally silly?
103
posted on
11/12/2010 8:26:03 AM PST
by
ShadowAce
(Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
To: ShadowAce
104
posted on
11/12/2010 8:29:09 AM PST
by
ShadowAce
(Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
To: ShadowAce
105
posted on
11/12/2010 8:30:35 AM PST
by
ShadowAce
(Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
To: ShadowAce
106
posted on
11/12/2010 8:33:34 AM PST
by
ShadowAce
(Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
To: Celtic Cross
107
posted on
11/12/2010 8:38:26 AM PST
by
Pan_Yan
To: Lucky9teen
108
posted on
11/12/2010 8:44:14 AM PST
by
marine86297
(I'll never forgive Clinton for Somalia, my blood is on his hands)
To: a fool in paradise
To: ShadowAce
110
posted on
11/12/2010 9:03:15 AM PST
by
ShadowAce
(Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
To: Sax
111
posted on
11/12/2010 9:04:16 AM PST
by
Tatze
(I reject your reality and substitute my own!)
To: CPOSharky
The wives take it all or so it seems. But this is the silliness thread so iwont bring it down lol!!!
112
posted on
11/12/2010 9:06:54 AM PST
by
Moleman
To: ShadowAce
113
posted on
11/12/2010 9:10:19 AM PST
by
ShadowAce
(Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
To: marine86297; MissTed; Tatze; Shyla; The_Victor; girlscout
114
posted on
11/12/2010 9:15:41 AM PST
by
nuke rocketeer
(File CONGRESS.SYS corrupted: Re-boot Washington D.C (Y/N)?)
To: ShadowAce
115
posted on
11/12/2010 9:19:24 AM PST
by
ShadowAce
(Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
To: Lucky9teen
Woo Hoo, I need silliness.
116
posted on
11/12/2010 9:27:12 AM PST
by
CSM
(Keeper of the "Dave Ramsey Fan" ping list. FReepmail me if you want your beeber stuned.)
To: ShadowAce
117
posted on
11/12/2010 9:29:06 AM PST
by
ShadowAce
(Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
To: ShadowAce
118
posted on
11/12/2010 9:31:03 AM PST
by
ShadowAce
(Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
To: ShadowAce
That's awesome!
I wonder if they were able to sync their camera on purpose, or if that was just a fortuitous coincidence.
119
posted on
11/12/2010 9:56:17 AM PST
by
El Sordo
(The bigger the government, the smaller the citizen.)
To: a fool in paradise
120
posted on
11/12/2010 9:57:41 AM PST
by
Hoffer Rand
(There ARE two Americas: "God's children" and the tax payers)
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