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Father arrested after deputy finds alcohol stored in daughter's room (stripper pole in living room)
The Palm Beach Post ^
| November 8, 2010
| Michael LaForgia
Posted on 11/11/2010 12:02:05 PM PST by a fool in paradise
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To: cajuncow
Now that would be interesting at a beach party!
To: ClearCase_guy
Yeah. Great chorus! We just need to add some verses!
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posted on
11/11/2010 12:41:47 PM PST
by
RobRoy
(The US Today: Revelation 18:4)
To: PGR88
“These were the sort of girls I really wanted to meet when I was 17.”
When you were 17, did you have a lot of money?
That pole wasn’t for exercise.
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posted on
11/11/2010 12:45:05 PM PST
by
jessduntno
(In the news: Arab assassins. Wind mills. Pirates. We are back in the 7th Century.)
To: ClearCase_guy
More “musical” chorus:
He had a stripper pole in the living room.
A pile of joints in the ashtray.
A case of Jack Daniels in his daughters bedroom
And he let all his buddies have their way.
Looks like the cops’re gonna lower the boom.
I think I’ll call the song “Single Wide Loser”
Thanks, I’m here ‘till Thursday! Try the veal. Don’t forget to tip your waitress!
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posted on
11/11/2010 12:46:39 PM PST
by
RobRoy
(The US Today: Revelation 18:4)
To: RobRoy
There is a country song close to that.
Titled, “Big city stripper”.
Can’t remember who did it, but it was done by a Texas musician.
To: Texas resident
Just remembered.
Cory Morrow
To: ClearCase_guy
[sniff] Its like a beautiful country western song.Could it be the new "best Country and Western song every written"?
I was stoned the day my daughter got out of prison,
I went to pick her up in the pouring rain.
But before I could get her home to her stipper pole,
The truck got hit by a danged old train.
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posted on
11/11/2010 12:59:30 PM PST
by
meyer
(Hey Obama - It's the end of the world as you know it.... ..... and I feel fine!)
To: cajuncow
That might be the most beautiful invention I've ever seen...

Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.
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posted on
11/11/2010 1:00:12 PM PST
by
The Comedian
(Time and tide wait for no man. But who needs a bad magazine and cheap soap?)
To: UCANSEE2
As I read the article, he questioned the 17 year old after he was called and toured the residence, found the pole, the booze, the drugs, etc. Still doesn’t answer why they were called.
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posted on
11/11/2010 1:11:36 PM PST
by
Former Proud Canadian
(How do I change my screen name now that we have the most conservative government in the world?)
To: Texas resident
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posted on
11/11/2010 1:37:40 PM PST
by
Sherman Logan
(You shall know the truth, and it shall piss you off)
To: a fool in paradise; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; ...
Somebody has to raise the next generation of sociopaths.
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posted on
11/11/2010 4:57:04 PM PST
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: napscoordinator; TheMom
They are homeschooled and getting straight As as all Homeschoolers do.LOL!
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posted on
11/11/2010 5:10:27 PM PST
by
Eaker
(Pablo is very wily)
To: RobRoy
I was here last week, and tried the veal, and found it very trying.
When I tipped my fat cow of a waitress, 
she had me charged with assault.
I'm only back here tonight to see what happens when other diners tip their waitresses.
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posted on
11/11/2010 5:16:43 PM PST
by
ApplegateRanch
(Made in America, by proud American citizens, in 1946.)
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