Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.
Posted on 11/11/2010 12:02:05 PM PST by a fool in paradise
He had a stripper pole in his living room, marijuana in an ashtray and liquor bottles in his teenage daughters' room, and the overall effect prompted his arrest on Friday on a charge of child neglect, authorities said.
...A deputy who toured the 1,200-square-foot house noted the stripper pole and drugs and then found rum, vodka and champagne bottles in Genovese's daughters' room, he wrote in an affidavit for Genovese's arrest. The deputy talked to Genovese's 17-year-old daughter, who explained that her sister had a party and her friends brought the alcohol. She said "it got out of hand when the girls started taking off their clothing," the deputy said.
Interviewed at school, Genovese's other daughter, whose name wasn't made public, said the marijuana was hers and that Genovese let her smoke it in the house because there were "worse things she could be doing."...
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Now that would be interesting at a beach party!
Yeah. Great chorus! We just need to add some verses!
“These were the sort of girls I really wanted to meet when I was 17.”
When you were 17, did you have a lot of money?
That pole wasn’t for exercise.
More “musical” chorus:
He had a stripper pole in the living room.
A pile of joints in the ashtray.
A case of Jack Daniels in his daughters bedroom
And he let all his buddies have their way.
Looks like the cops’re gonna lower the boom.
I think I’ll call the song “Single Wide Loser”
Thanks, I’m here ‘till Thursday! Try the veal. Don’t forget to tip your waitress!
There is a country song close to that.
Titled, “Big city stripper”.
Can’t remember who did it, but it was done by a Texas musician.
Just remembered.
Cory Morrow
Could it be the new "best Country and Western song every written"?
I was stoned the day my daughter got out of prison,
I went to pick her up in the pouring rain.
But before I could get her home to her stipper pole,
The truck got hit by a danged old train.
As I read the article, he questioned the 17 year old after he was called and toured the residence, found the pole, the booze, the drugs, etc. Still doesn’t answer why they were called.
LOL!
When I tipped my fat cow of a waitress, 
she had me charged with assault.
I'm only back here tonight to see what happens when other diners tip their waitresses.
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