[RobRoy]

More “musical” chorus:

He had a stripper pole in the living room.
A pile of joints in the ashtray.
A case of Jack Daniels in his daughters bedroom
And he let all his buddies have their way.
Looks like the cops’re gonna lower the boom.

I think I’ll call the song “Single Wide Loser”

Thanks, I’m here ‘till Thursday! Try the veal. Don’t forget to tip your waitress!

[Texas resident]

There is a country song close to that.
Titled, “Big city stripper”.
Can’t remember who did it, but it was done by a Texas musician.

[ApplegateRanch]

I was here last week, and tried the veal, and found it very trying.

When I tipped my fat cow of a waitress,
she had me charged with assault.

I'm only back here tonight to see what happens when other diners tip their waitresses.