How long will it be until we see the recall of this device, after some kid decides to try it out by diving off the fifth story roof of his apartment building??
We are light years beyond merely shooting out your eye...
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To: Bean Counter
They'll never top this:
![](http://cache.gizmodo.com/assets/resources/2006/12/dangeroustoys.jpg)
2 posted on
11/10/2010 8:48:51 PM PST by
RobRoy
(The US Today: Revelation 18:4)
To: Bean Counter
3 posted on
11/10/2010 8:49:50 PM PST by
bgill
(K Parliament- how could a young man born in Kenya who is not even a native American become the POTUS)
To: Bean Counter
SNL Transcripts:
http://snltranscripts.jt.org/77/77dconsumerprobe.phtml
My guest tonight is Mr. Irwin Mainway, President of Mainway Novelties, and Chairman of the Board of Mainway Latex Corporation. Mr. Mainway, you are clearly the main flagrant offender in this area. For instance, your company manufactures and distributes this Halloween costume.. [ picks it up and holds it ] ..Johnny Space Commander mask, which retails for $6.95. It’s nothing more than a plastic bag and a rubber band. This is very dangerous for young children!
Irwin Mainway: [ grabs the costume ] Okay, I’m gonna say something about my product right here, Johnny Space Commander mask. I want to say, first of all, it’s a very fluid item, in terms of sales. I don’t know, Miss Face, if you’re familiar with the movie “Star Wars”? Well, this movie has generated a tremendous amount of popularity and enthusiasm about space and science fiction. [ rips open the costume packaging ] This Johnny Space Commander mask here is a pure fantasy toy. I mean, you know, kids can have a lot of fun with a toy like this, you know? Let me show you.. [ puts the plastic bag over his head, then wraps the rubber band around it ] “Hello, hello, this is Johnny Space Commander. I’m in deep space, I’m gonna land the rocket now!” You see what I mean? [ takes off the plastic bag ] You see what I mean? It’s a pure fantasy toy!
To: Bean Counter
I nominate bicycles as the greatest invention for injuring children ever devised.
6 posted on
11/10/2010 8:55:23 PM PST by
One Name
To: Bean Counter
Heck we drew a big S on a sheet and tried to fly off our garage when I was a kid. The fall didn’t hurt nearly as much as by backside when my mom saw it was a good sheet.
7 posted on
11/10/2010 8:57:13 PM PST by
bleach
(Thanks to all you Vets!)
To: Bean Counter
To: Bean Counter
The most dangerous irresponsible toy for 2010 is hands down the printing press located at the Federal Reserve.
To: Bean Counter
Buyer beware and beware even more as it comes from China.
13 posted on
11/10/2010 9:02:14 PM PST by
GraceG
To: Bean Counter
I'm so lucky that they didn't make that toy when I was a kid.
I would have "flown" to my death while holding my trusty (shoot yer eye out) BB gun.
I never did ANYTHING dangerous and stupid in a half ass manner.
15 posted on
11/10/2010 9:03:46 PM PST by
SIDENET
("If that's your best, your best won't do." -Dee Snider)
To: Bean Counter
Most irresponsible/Dangerous Toy 2010
That's EASY! Not just for toys, but for anything in OpenProof Packaging™
![](http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_K1fewZqTsTY/RZFvADdXJ1I/AAAAAAAAAAk/5jNedl1eVFA/s400/06_122606_package.jpg)
To: Bean Counter
20 posted on
11/10/2010 9:09:57 PM PST by
libertarian27
(Ingsoc: Department of Life, Department of Liberty, Department of Happiness)
To: Bean Counter; Allegra; Darksheare
They called it a dangerous game; but there was nothing wrong with "Poke in the Eye with a Sharp Stick!"
I'll never forget the television ad - Roll the Dice and Take Your Chances!
23 posted on
11/10/2010 9:14:54 PM PST by
Grizzled Bear
(Does not play well with others)
To: Bean Counter
25 posted on
11/10/2010 9:15:33 PM PST by
Keith
(We live in an America of National Socialism...sound familiar? It should...)
To: Bean Counter
27 posted on
11/10/2010 9:18:38 PM PST by
BobP
(The piss-stream media - Never to be watched again in my house)
To: Bean Counter
I prefer the “bag of glass”
28 posted on
11/10/2010 9:19:52 PM PST by
packrat35
(I got your tag line..)
To: Bean Counter
Most dangerous toys in my opinion are: Anything that is ‘safe’ for kids. Helmets, knee pads, etc. A good bonk on the head teaches far more about the world than the ‘safety’ bubble we put our children in today. I’m starting to see helmets on kids who are just walking around with their parents at the market, and not because of having some physical or mental challenge. Just normal kids and too protective parents.
30 posted on
11/10/2010 9:22:16 PM PST by
kingu
(Favorite Sticker: Lost hope, and Obama took my change.)
To: Bean Counter
Starts with the Buzz Lightyear getup and pretty soon, he's graduated to one of these!
![](http://assets.nydailynews.com/img/2010/11/10/alg_mysterious_missile_launch2.jpg)
35 posted on
11/10/2010 9:34:10 PM PST by
444Flyer
("The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good."-S. Johnson)
To: Bean Counter
36 posted on
11/10/2010 9:36:27 PM PST by
JoeProBono
(A closed mouth gathers no feet - Visualize)
To: Bean Counter
![](http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v645/SeniorChieftain/333-3840298SPA72UC593384X.jpg)
Forget about physical injuries, that outfit my actually alter your kid's sexual orientation.
37 posted on
11/10/2010 9:38:47 PM PST by
Krankor
(I can't see me loving nobody but you- for all my life.)
To: Bean Counter
Child pornography:
![](http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Z5IE4BFBcPc/SKNF6mqHGSI/AAAAAAAACrM/dx9JjIpuiUQ/s400/Obama+book.jpg)
![](http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2743/4175015880_cea9ebed9e_m.jpg)
Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.
42 posted on
11/10/2010 10:16:03 PM PST by
The Comedian
(Time and tide wait for no man. But who needs a bad magazine and cheap soap?)
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