I saw a Muslim guy carrying a “Death to America” sign on a bridge this morning.
He tripped on his robe and fell into the river. Being a responsible citizen,
I immediately informed emergency services. It’s 10:15 PM and they still haven’t responded!
I’m beginning to think I’ve wasted a ****ing stamp!
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Four guys walk to the middle of a bridge—3 guys from different countries that shall remain nameless so we don’t offend anyone from there and an American. Guy 1 from a different country that shall remain nameless so we don’t offend anyone from there yells, “I do this for my country!” and jumps to his death. Guy 2 from a different country that shall remain nameless so we don’t offend anyone from there yells, “I do this for my country!” and also jumps to his death. The American is inspired and yells “I do this for my country” and pushes Guy 3 from a different country that shall remain nameless so we don’t offend anyone from there off the bridge.
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Late one night a guy is ready to go to bed when he hears a knock at his door. He opens the door and sees a snail.
The snail says “Would you like to buy a magazine subscription”?
The guy is perturbed at being bothered so late and gives the snail a hard kick off his porch.
Two years later he hears a knock at his door. He opens the door and there’s a snail who says “What the H3!l was that all about”?
Burning Money like there is not a care in the world!