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***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***
Posted on 11/05/2010 5:44:41 AM PDT by Lucky9teen
Conservative Satire Headlines November 3, 2010
New GOP majority assures humbled Obama that their decision to just "not compromise" is, in fact, a compromise.
Obama insists the election was not a repudiation of his agenda itself, just what it is doing to the country.
San Francisco justifies ban of McDonald's Happy Meals citing the only thing that should be bad for children is their politics.
Florida voters punish family of Alan Grayson by sending him home.
Election sees Barney Frank escape being left behind, goes back to indulging in left behind.
Pelosi defiantly proclaims she will be happy with tonight election results even if she has to chisel it onto her face.
Biden campaigns for Delaware Senate race, gets voters to chant "YES WE CAN" every time he says "TAKE ME BACK!"
Day after San Francisco Giants win World Series nation tells Pelosi that in Congress she no longer is one.
Feeling sorry for the President Obama, thousands attempt to make him feel wanted by writing him in for their village's idiot.
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: election; friday; ofst; silliness
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To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
11/05/2010 5:45:01 AM PDT
by
workerbee
(We're not scared, Maobama -- we're pissed off!)
To: Lucky9teen
In!!!!!
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posted on
11/05/2010 5:45:28 AM PDT
by
starlifter
(Sapor Amo Pullus)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
11/05/2010 5:45:34 AM PDT
by
fml
To: workerbee; Lucky9teen; All
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posted on
11/05/2010 5:46:24 AM PDT
by
KevinDavis
(President Obama: The Crybaby in Chief...)
To: Lucky9teen
“Daddy,” a little girl asked her father, “do all fairy tales begin with ‘Once upon a time’? “
“No, sweetheart,” he answered. “Some begin with ‘If I am elected.’”
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posted on
11/05/2010 5:47:25 AM PDT
by
workerbee
(We're not scared, Maobama -- we're pissed off!)
To: KevinDavis
Bill Clinton said, “I didn’t inhale.”
Barack Obama says, “I didn’t inject.”
Richard Nixon said “I am not a crook!”
Barack Obama says “I am not on crack!”
Harry Truman said, “The buck stops here!”
Barack Obama says, “Leave the bucks here!”
Q. Why did Obama change his name from Barry to Barack?
A. He thought Barry sounded too American.
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posted on
11/05/2010 5:48:47 AM PDT
by
workerbee
(We're not scared, Maobama -- we're pissed off!)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
11/05/2010 5:49:52 AM PDT
by
CPOSharky
(They ain't "illegals." They are just unregistered democrats.)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
11/05/2010 5:50:24 AM PDT
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workerbee
(We're not scared, Maobama -- we're pissed off!)
To: CPOSharky
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posted on
11/05/2010 5:50:27 AM PDT
by
Mr. Jazzy
(God bless the United States of America and protect her from the enemies of freedom.)
To: 2111USMC; 21stCenturion; 2ndDivisionVet; 3AngelaD; 4mycountry; 5Madman2; 66-442hot; 6amgelsmama; ...
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posted on
11/05/2010 5:51:38 AM PDT
by
Lucky9teen
(Just cause you got the monkey off your back doesn't mean the circus has left town.)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
11/05/2010 5:54:04 AM PDT
by
Dacula
(Life is good!)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
11/05/2010 5:56:04 AM PDT
by
paulycy
(Demand Constitutionality. Save America From Bankruptcy.)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
11/05/2010 5:56:20 AM PDT
by
Bean Counter
(Stout Hearts!!)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
11/05/2010 5:56:47 AM PDT
by
workerbee
(We're not scared, Maobama -- we're pissed off!)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
11/05/2010 6:04:04 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(42.7% of statistics are made up on the spot.)
To: Monkey Face
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posted on
11/05/2010 6:04:34 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(42.7% of statistics are made up on the spot.)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
11/05/2010 6:06:02 AM PDT
by
Logic n' Reason
(You can roll a turd in powered sugar; that don't make it a jelly donut)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
11/05/2010 6:07:57 AM PDT
by
Clintons Are White Trash
(Lynn Stewart, Helen Thomas, Rosie ODonnell, Maureen Dowd, Medea Benjamin - The Axis of Ugly)
To: Clintons Are White Trash
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posted on
11/05/2010 6:16:04 AM PDT
by
fml
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