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***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

Posted on 11/05/2010 5:44:41 AM PDT by Lucky9teen



Conservative Satire Headlines November 3, 2010

New GOP majority assures humbled Obama that their decision to just "not compromise" is, in fact, a compromise.

Obama insists the election was not a repudiation of his agenda itself, just what it is doing to the country.

San Francisco justifies ban of McDonald's Happy Meals citing the only thing that should be bad for children is their politics.

Florida voters punish family of Alan Grayson by sending him home.

Election sees Barney Frank escape being left behind, goes back to indulging in left behind.

Pelosi defiantly proclaims she will be happy with tonight election results even if she has to chisel it onto her face.

Biden campaigns for Delaware Senate race, gets voters to chant "YES WE CAN" every time he says "TAKE ME BACK!"

Day after San Francisco Giants win World Series nation tells Pelosi that in Congress she no longer is one.

Feeling sorry for the President Obama, thousands attempt to make him feel wanted by writing him in for their village's idiot.



TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: election; friday; ofst; silliness
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1 posted on 11/05/2010 5:44:44 AM PDT by Lucky9teen
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FIRST!


2 posted on 11/05/2010 5:45:01 AM PDT by workerbee (We're not scared, Maobama -- we're pissed off!)
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To: Lucky9teen
In!!!!!
3 posted on 11/05/2010 5:45:28 AM PDT by starlifter (Sapor Amo Pullus)
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Happy Friday!!!

4 posted on 11/05/2010 5:45:34 AM PDT by fml
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To: workerbee; Lucky9teen; All

Second!!!


5 posted on 11/05/2010 5:46:24 AM PDT by KevinDavis (President Obama: The Crybaby in Chief...)
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To: Lucky9teen

“Daddy,” a little girl asked her father, “do all fairy tales begin with ‘Once upon a time’? “

“No, sweetheart,” he answered. “Some begin with ‘If I am elected.’”


6 posted on 11/05/2010 5:47:25 AM PDT by workerbee (We're not scared, Maobama -- we're pissed off!)
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To: KevinDavis

Bill Clinton said, “I didn’t inhale.”
Barack Obama says, “I didn’t inject.”

Richard Nixon said “I am not a crook!”
Barack Obama says “I am not on crack!”

Harry Truman said, “The buck stops here!”
Barack Obama says, “Leave the bucks here!”

Q. Why did Obama change his name from Barry to Barack?
A. He thought Barry sounded too American.


7 posted on 11/05/2010 5:48:47 AM PDT by workerbee (We're not scared, Maobama -- we're pissed off!)
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To: Lucky9teen

IBTP?


8 posted on 11/05/2010 5:49:52 AM PDT by CPOSharky (They ain't "illegals." They are just unregistered democrats.)
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9 posted on 11/05/2010 5:50:24 AM PDT by workerbee (We're not scared, Maobama -- we're pissed off!)
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To: CPOSharky

IN!


10 posted on 11/05/2010 5:50:27 AM PDT by Mr. Jazzy (God bless the United States of America and protect her from the enemies of freedom.)
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To: 2111USMC; 21stCenturion; 2ndDivisionVet; 3AngelaD; 4mycountry; 5Madman2; 66-442hot; 6amgelsmama; ...


YAY SILLINESS!!!

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11 posted on 11/05/2010 5:51:38 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (Just cause you got the monkey off your back doesn't mean the circus has left town.)
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Top Dozen


12 posted on 11/05/2010 5:54:04 AM PDT by Dacula (Life is good!)
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Top 98.6!


13 posted on 11/05/2010 5:56:04 AM PDT by paulycy (Demand Constitutionality. Save America From Bankruptcy.)
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14 posted on 11/05/2010 5:56:20 AM PDT by Bean Counter (Stout Hearts!!)
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15 posted on 11/05/2010 5:56:47 AM PDT by workerbee (We're not scared, Maobama -- we're pissed off!)
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To: Lucky9teen

Top 15!


16 posted on 11/05/2010 6:04:04 AM PDT by Monkey Face (42.7% of statistics are made up on the spot.)
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Top 17!


17 posted on 11/05/2010 6:04:34 AM PDT by Monkey Face (42.7% of statistics are made up on the spot.)
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To: Lucky9teen

Ping for later


18 posted on 11/05/2010 6:06:02 AM PDT by Logic n' Reason (You can roll a turd in powered sugar; that don't make it a jelly donut)
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19 posted on 11/05/2010 6:07:57 AM PDT by Clintons Are White Trash (Lynn Stewart, Helen Thomas, Rosie ODonnell, Maureen Dowd, Medea Benjamin - The Axis of Ugly)
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20 posted on 11/05/2010 6:16:04 AM PDT by fml
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