What's scarier than being a Democrat this Election Day?
Posted on 10/29/2010 6:01:39 AM PDT by Lucky9teen
2. Once you get under the sheet, start moaning and groaning!!!
3. Just hop on that broomstick and ride it!
4. Those small suckers are gone in a few licks!
5. I got the best piece from that house.
6. Quit screwing around on the porch!!!
7. Stick your hand in and guess what you're feeling....
8. It was so filled and heavy, I had to use TWO hands!!
9. They'll suck you dry if they get their teeth in you.
10. I bobbed and bobbed, but couldn't get my mouth around it!
TOP 10 REASONS TO VOTE DEMOCRAT
6. I believe that people who can't tell us if it will rain on Friday can tell us that the polar ice caps will melt away in ten years if I don't start driving a Prius.5. I'm not concerned about the slaughter of millions of babies through abortion so long as we keep all death row inmates alive.
4. I think illegal aliens have a right to free health care, education, and Social Security benefits.
3. I believe that business should not be allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give the rest away to the government for redistribution as it sees fit.
2. I believe liberal judges need to rewrite the Constitution every few days to suit some radicals who would never get their agendas past the voters.
1. My head is so firmly planted up my butt that it is unlikely that I'll ever have another point of view.
I'll keep my Freedom, my God and my Guns... You keep the Change...
Get out and vote November 2nd, 2010!
A call for conservatives to vote: "My name may not be on the ballot, but our agenda for moving forward is on the ballot, and I need everybody to turn out." --Barack Obama
Blame game: "[The recession] started long before I took office. ... [Republicans] figure you're going to forget, because you're angry. This election isn't about anger, it isn't about fear. This election is about a choice, and the stakes couldn't be higher." --Barack Obama
The great divider: "If Latinos sit out the election instead of saying, 'We're gonna punish our enemies and we're gonna reward our friends who stand with us on issues that are important to us,' if they don't see that kind of upsurge in voting in this election, then I think it's gonna be harder and that's why I think it's so important that people focus on voting on November 2." --Barack Obama explaining on Univision why he hasn't passed immigration reform
"It's not enough to just play politics. You can't focus on the next election. You've got to focus on the next generation." --BO (By making them slaves to debt?)
Poor thing: "[W]e haven't really gotten the credit for what we have done." --House Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D-CA), who doesn't realize that's exactly why Democrats are losing
Can you dig it? "We found ourselves in a hole that I didn't dig, but I have dug, dug and dug to try to get out of that hole." --Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid (D-NV), who forgot that when you find yourself in a hole (that Democrats did dig), stop digging
Another Biden gaffe: "I was amazed at the amount of money [for campaigns] -- this $200 billion of money that is -- where there's no accountability. When I say accountability, we don't know where it's coming from. There's no disclosure, so the folks watching the ad can't make a judgment based upon motive when you say it's paid for by so-and-so. ... I've never seen this before, so the only caveat I'd put in terms of the House is how much impact this $200 billion are going [sic] to mean." --Vice President Joe Biden, who clearly meant to say "million," not "billion"
What a guy: "I've got to go home to tuck in the girls and walk the dog and scoop the poop." --BO explaining why he could not stay for a $7,500-a-plate fundraising dinner in Rhode Island
Rosa Parks he isn't: "We don't mind the Republicans joining us. They can come for the ride, but they gotta sit in back." --Barack Obama on "bipartisanship"
Editor's Note: After repeatedly quoting the Declaration of Independence without referencing "endowed by their Creator," Barack Obama finally discovered the Creator this weekend, correctly quoting the Declaration in four different speeches. See for yourself and let us know what you think.
You don't say: "There's too much at stake to turn back now." --Michelle Obama, offering yet another reason to vote Tuesday
Taking all the credit: "I almost gag when I hear these Republicans lambasting the president and the Democrats in Congress, 'Oh, they're such big spenders, they're just crazy, they're quasi-socialist.' I have a simple question: Who's the last president to give you a balanced budget? ... [F]rankly there are a few things about this election that have gotten me somewhere between disturbed and ticked off." --Bill Clinton
Gratuitous Hitler Reference: "You never get into a political discussion unless you bring the word Hitler in. ... He wasn't a majority guy, but he was charismatic and they were having bad economic times -- just like we are now -- people were out of work, they needed jobs and a guy came along and rallied the troops. My fear is that the Tea Party gets a charismatic leader, because all they're selling is fear and anger and that's all Hitler sold. 'I'm angry and I'm frightened and you should hate that guy over there.' ... And that's what they're doing." --director Rob "Meathead" Reiner
Keep beating the same drum: "Republicans are cynical about politics from the jump. Political cynicism fuels them. Democrats are idealistic about politics. When they become cynical they tend to drop out. Message to Obama: Whatever happens Nov. 2, don't move to the center. Push even harder for what you believe in. Message to Democrats: Whatever happens, keep the courage." --former Clintonista Robert Reich
"In 2008 Obama promised us the moon if elected President. Instead ... gullible Americans got mooned." --columnist Doug Giles
"National Public Radio is a monument to political correctness. Its acronym might better be thought of as 'not professionally responsible.' It is not a left-leaning organization. The Leaning Tower of Pisa leans. NPR has fallen over completely for the 'progressive' agenda. It is supine. Horizontal." --columnist Ken Blackwell
"The Chamber of Commerce ridiculed the White House claim Friday that it funnels foreign money to GOP candidates. The president made a point he didn't intend to make. We can't allow foreign money to steal our democracy, we need it to fund our debt." --comedian Argus Hamilton
"Why would anyone blame Obama for the deficit when all he did was double it?" --Wall Street Journal columnist James Taranto
"People you wouldn't trust around heavy machinery or sharp tools should never be trusted to run America. The only place they'll run it is into the ground." --columnist Burt Prelutsky
Why would it? What makes you think this was printed during a war?
Which war?
Funniest thing I heard today: Senator Franken.
*shudder*
That is just plain SUCKY!!!
LOVE it!
I told that joke to a group of nervous cub scouts, but first I turned it into a gruesome haunted house story about a local industrialist family that had a weird sibling suspected in the disappearance of a number of their workers...added a ton of creepy detail and sent a sheriff’s deputy into the haunted house to look for a missing child...then I hit them with “Robitussin always stops the coughin’.”
Man, that was fun.
Lots of Viking Kitties with “zot” eyes ready to zot the Democrats. ZOT!!!
Yes. Well. Here’s this one . . . . . THE MAD RANCHER
Back in the days of the Wild West, a rancher comes home to find that Wild Bill and his gang have burned down his ranch house, turned his horses loose - and his wife has been kidnapped.
And so begins years of tracking down Wild Bill and his gang by the Rancher.
He follows the gang hither and yon, but everywhere he goes over hill and dale, the gang is always a step ahead of him.
‘Til one day he arrives in the town of High Lonesome where he enters a saloon where Wild Bill and his gang are drinking and gambling.
The Rancher asks one of the outlaws, “Which one of you is Wild Bill?!” - “Over there at the bar,” replied the outlaw.
The Rancher braces himself for the confrontation with his old enemy. He walks up to Wild Bill and asks, “Are you Wild Bill?” - “Yup,” answers Wild Bill.
“The one who burned down my ranch house?” - “The Wild Bill who let all my horses and cattle loose?” asked the Rancher. - “Yup,” answers Wild Bill.
“The Wild Bill who kidnapped my wife (who is now mysteriously dressed like a saloon gal and is draped around Wild Bill’s neck)? - “Yup,” answers Wild Bill. “What of it?”
“Well, YOU BETTER WATCH THAT STUFF!!” hollered the fearless Rancher, turning on his heel, jangling his spurs and walking fast and dramatic through the swinging doors.
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