---Deepak Chopra
"Nyak Nyak Kyak"
---Curley Howard
Posted on 10/15/2010 6:36:10 AM PDT by Lucky9teen
The Day It All Started
It was March 6, 1836... and on that fateful day, Davy Crockett woke up
and rose from his bunk on the main floor of the Alamo. He then walked up to the observation post along the west wall of this fort.
William B.Travis and Jim Bowie were already there, looking out over the top of the wall.
These three great men stood there gazing at the hordes of Mexicans
moving steadily toward them.
With a puzzled look on his face, Crockett turned to Bowie and said,
“Jim, are we having some landscaping done today...???”
"Nyak Nyak Kyak"
---Curley Howard
ping
A newlywed couple, on a cruise liner, after bringing their luggage into their cabin, stormed down to the desk. The bride was in tears, and the groom was red faced. When asked what the problem was, the groom started yelling at the desk clerk. “We booked a cabin with a view for our honeymoon, and all we get to see out the window is a parking lot!”
Patty Murray in a meat dress. Best she's looked in years.
I just noticed that one ... ROFLMBO!!!
This test only has one question, but it’s a very important one. By giving an honest answer, you will discover where you stand morally. The test features an unlikely, completely fictional situation in which you will have to make a decision. Remember that your answer needs to be honest, yet spontaneous. Please scroll down slowly and give due consideration to each line.
THE SITUATION: You are in Florida , Miami to be specific. There is chaos all around you caused by a hurricane with severe flooding. This is a flood of Biblical proportions. You are a photojournalist working for a major newspaper, and you’re caught in the middle of this epic disaster. The situation is nearly hopeless. You’re trying to shoot career-making photos. There are houses and people swirling around you, some disappearing under the water. Nature is unleashing all of its destructive fury.
THE TEST: Suddenly you see a man and a woman in the water. They are fighting for their lives, trying not to be taken down with the debris. You move closer. Somehow they look familiar =85 you suddenly realize who they are. It’s Barack Obama and Nancy Pelosi!! At the same time you notice that the raging waters are about to take them under forever.
You have two options: You can save their lives, or you can shoot a dramatic Pulitzer Prize winning photo, documenting the deaths of two of the world’s most powerful people NOW, Here’s the question; and please give an honest answer ...
Would you select high contrast color film, or would you go with the classic simplicity of black and white?
Top 50? :)
Dear God in Heaven! AAAAAHHHHH!
What has been seen cannot be unseen!!!! Curse you!!!
/rimshot
I’m sending you my emergency room bill, you putz.
I prefer Tiffany Graves...
In, finally.
Here is a WIDE LOAD warning before you go there.
He was born Toulouse.
That woman’s taste in clothing is all in her mouth. *gack*
And I’m not talking about the one with her butt to the camera!
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