Posted on 10/10/2010 8:31:33 PM PDT by DrakenThefalco
Hi all just wanted to introduce myself. Love the site.
.......aspergerish.....
That word is disallowed on Free Republic
lol...
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“You have to use Darks’ recipe.”
This is madness!
*crickets, everyone staring at D-sheare suddenly speaking sensibly*
Okay, so I’m not usually the one trying to be sensible.
In 12 cup drip percolator pot, fill to 6 cup mark with water.
In filter, put 6 heaping scoops of coffee.
Medium roast works best, just make sure it’s a robust blend.
Found a maxwellhouse ‘medium roast’ that was rather anemic.
Put pinch of salt in filter, about as much as it would take to cover the surface of a dime with one even layer.
This keeps the coffee from tasting burned too quickly, it doesn’t age well brewed this way.
Brew, recirculate if need be, usually not.
Add sugar and dairy creamer.
Creamora and coffeemate are not recommended unless you like the heart racing that Ranger Pudding gives.
That, and the nondairy creamer will give you both a headache and a buzz with the coffee.
I usually put about 8 spoons of sugar in this stuff, it ends up being like Russian Kava, thick and sweet with that bitter overtone to it.
Oh, and I am NOT responsible for seeming demonic possession of the coffeepot, or the coffeepot ending up acting as if it has been damaged.
Be sure NOT to add creamora or coffeemate to the brew, unless you LIKE ranger pudding style heart racing.
When I brew that stuff for myself, I recirculate the stuff to brew a second time, but that’s me for my own personal enjoyment, and it may wreck the coffeepot.
Don’t forget the salt, it’s important to the finished brew.
couldn't resist that one
No excuses allowed for encouraging bad behavior. ;) Where did this chump go? Probably still laughing his butt off.
The OP is possibly tripping daisies on my coffee recipe.
See 265 for the horror...
He went back to his job at the DMV and still cashes his checks from welfare. /s
I can’t do the 1/2 H2O and 6 “heaping” scoops.
Would make me crazy.
There, there... don’t feel bad. Those fish deserved it! Don’t they know styrofoam is KILLING THE PLANET??? >:|
The only available drunken Zamboni drivers are Pandas. Is this acceptable?
I felt bad and thought “How could they just leave these poor things like this?”.
My friend started spouting some stuff and wanted rail the management.
I said “Hey, these little guys have a lifespan of smelt. I’m just giving them a little longer”.
She wanted some hide.
I said let it go. We did our best.
Poor little guys.
The reporter is Jon Ralston. He really stepped in it, he wouldn’t address any of my points. I suggested “The Great Jon Ralston” was unable to debate a ‘lesser mortal’. He responded ‘Yes you are a lesser mortal’. He accused me of ‘paid hackery’ when he is the biggest paid hack in Nevada.
In short, I’ve got Jon Ralston at his egotistical worst, stuffing a story, even after I bet him $1,000 that he couldn’t prove my key source wrong.
Click my name to see the book I wrote. If you can help promote it, it would be appreciated.
Ethanol powered pandas... Brilliant!
Can scale up to full pot and twelve scoops.
But the results are sometimes far more brutal than expected.
LOL
You are plain nuts!
I make a full pot with only about 3 scoops and even then I might cut it with more water.
*stuned*
Oh.. Hadn’t thought of that.
But I must say, I can drink that stuff and it doesn’t make me buzzed or hyper.
I watch others drink it, and wonder why they react as they do.
Welcome home. LOL
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