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To: markomalley
Liar, liar, (his) pants on fire.
2 posted on
09/29/2010 9:27:25 AM PDT by
earlJam
To: markomalley
3 posted on
09/29/2010 9:28:26 AM PDT by
sodpoodle
(Despair; man's surrender. Laughter; God's redemption.)
To: markomalley
>> The defense said she came to believe that if she burned his penis he would stay with her,
And I thought *we* had some strange courtship rituals.
4 posted on
09/29/2010 9:28:29 AM PDT by
Nervous Tick
(Trust in God, but row away from the rocks!)
To: markomalley
It seems to me that a smart man would not turn his back on a woman who’s threatening to burn his penis off ... but maybe I just don’t understand men.
5 posted on
09/29/2010 9:28:32 AM PDT by
Tax-chick
(Christine O'Donnell, Sharron Angle, Luna Lovegood. Get it?)
To: markomalley
An Australian woman who burned her husband to death said she intended to burn only his genitals...Once you start, it's hard to stop.
6 posted on
09/29/2010 9:29:26 AM PDT by
JRios1968
(What is the difference between 0bama and his dog, Bo? Bo has papers.)
To: markomalley
‘If she burned his penis, he would stay with her.’ One of the top 10 ways to show a guy you love him, yessirree.
7 posted on
09/29/2010 9:29:28 AM PDT by
bboop
(We don't need no stinkin' VAT)
To: markomalley
Oh, well OK if it was a mistake and she really loved him.
9 posted on
09/29/2010 9:30:02 AM PDT by
wildbill
(You're just jealous because the Voices talk only to me.)
To: markomalley
Nothing says “stay with me and I love you” like burning your man’s penis off....
10 posted on
09/29/2010 9:30:51 AM PDT by
nevergore
("It could be that the purpose of my life is simply to serve as a warning to others.")
To: markomalley
13 posted on
09/29/2010 9:30:58 AM PDT by
MNDude
(Ask the Native American's how their "Open Borders" policy worked out for them.)
To: markomalley
Was he invited as a guest to the Australian weenie roast or was considered a member?
15 posted on
09/29/2010 9:32:18 AM PDT by
jessduntno
(9/24/10, FBI raids home of appropriately named AAAN leader Hatem Abudayyeh, a friend of Obama.)
To: markomalley
He died from his burns three weeks later. Adultery is a sin.
To: markomalley
Setting his thighs on fire...you’re doing it wrong.
No, really, ladies, I hate to be the one to break the news, but arson on your guy’s privates is probably not going to make him want to stay with you.
18 posted on
09/29/2010 9:34:37 AM PDT by
RichInOC
(No! BAD Rich! (What'd I say?)...Richard Frank DeCamp, 11/13/34-9/15/10, R.I.P.)
To: markomalley
>> The defense said she came to believe that if she burned his penis he would stay with her, but she ended up throwing a container of gasoline.
First — its almost impressive that she thought she needed a whole container of gasoline to burn just his penis.
Second — what woman could possibly believe that burning her guy’s junk would make him want to STAY with her ... as opposed to, for instance, torturing her within an inch of her life and then never seeing her crazy-ass again?
SnakeDoc
19 posted on
09/29/2010 9:35:16 AM PDT by
SnakeDoctor
("When you have them by the balls, their hearts and minds will follow." -- Teddy Roosevelt)
To: markomalley
said she came to believe that if she burned his penis he would stay with her, If she paid more of the right kind of attention to it in the first place, maybe he wouldn't have been taking it out on the town.
20 posted on
09/29/2010 9:35:45 AM PDT by
VRWCmember
(Jesus called us to be Salt and Light, not Vinegar and Water.)
To: markomalley
The defense said she came to believe that if she burned his penis he would stay with her, lol..uh huh. "Yes hon, now that you burned off my pecker I've come to realize that YOU are the only one for me."
26 posted on
09/29/2010 9:43:09 AM PDT by
Mr. Mojo
To: markomalley
“How’d she get the beans mixed up with the franks”?
To: markomalley
If only women knew about tools.....
28 posted on
09/29/2010 9:45:33 AM PDT by
usmcobra
(.Islam: providing Live Targets for United States Marines since 1786!)
To: markomalley
29 posted on
09/29/2010 9:45:56 AM PDT by
illiac
(If we don't change directions soon, we'll get where we're going)
To: markomalley
Then I guess it’s all okay then. *rolling eyes*
To: markomalley
Isn't that along the lines of cutting off one's nose to spite one's face?
If that's how you keep a man, you'd think it would have shown up in Cosmo by now.
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