what-not-to-say-when-pulled-over-by-a-cop

Yahoo news- Finance ^ | Sunday, September 19, 2010 | Jennifer Waters

[Redcitizen]

In what he calls an "educational video" that's widely circulated on YouTube, comedian Chris Rock offers advice on what to do when you get pulled over for a traffic violation.

"Obey the law" he says. "Stop immediately" and "stay in your car with your hands on the wheel." Finally, "if your woman is mad at you, leave her at home. There's nothing she'd like to see more than you getting your [you-know-what] kicked."

It's a dead-on spoof of a hard truth: Respect authority. If you don't, you increase the odds of a pricey ticket.

[MinuteGal]

"Do you know your fly is open, Officer?"

Leni

[Sherman Logan]

the police say: "Do you know why I stopped you?"

Some subset of the populace will say something like, "Because I've got a body in the trunk?" It's free information, no downside for the cop.

[Redcitizen]

That ressponse I like. ;)

[geege]

“Officer, I had wine before beer, so I’m in the clear...right”????

[EternalVigilance]

I’m thinkin’ that “what’s the matter officer, the Krispy Kreme closed?” wouldn’t be a good choice.