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Posted on 09/19/2010 5:47:12 PM PDT by Redcitizen
In what he calls an "educational video" that's widely circulated on YouTube, comedian Chris Rock offers advice on what to do when you get pulled over for a traffic violation.
"Obey the law" he says. "Stop immediately" and "stay in your car with your hands on the wheel." Finally, "if your woman is mad at you, leave her at home. There's nothing she'd like to see more than you getting your [you-know-what] kicked."
It's a dead-on spoof of a hard truth: Respect authority. If you don't, you increase the odds of a pricey ticket.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xlH9hlfQyhQ
Make it snappy, fatso...I’m in a hurry!
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It is funny as heck.What is just crazy is that there are more than a small number of people that get pulled over and DO NOT know when to STFU when dealing with cops.
“Two burgers, fries and a milkshake please.” I had a friend go down to the station because of that one.
Then there’s “You should be out chasing criminals and I have to go to the bathroom.” Said by my mother in law who, as a result had her fine escalated.
btt
I know im going to be polite and quiet.
“You stopped me because you smelled my donuts??”
What’s with the hyphens between every word? Makes the FR search function completely useless.
Never roll down the window and say to the cop:
“Two hamburgers, hold the onions, one order of fries and make it snappy”.
The hyphenators who usually check these things are off this weekend.....motivational camp or something.
Good thing you were around to catch it.
Hold mah beer is probably another thing not to say...
Ofcourse, Chris told this joke before the Homeland Security named most Americans potential domestic terrorists.
The police officers Chris was joking about were not trained like the police officers of today.
Dang you really can’t crack wise with cops.
If they have a good reason to stop me, why do they have to ask if I know what it is?
Does a confession that you may have been speeding somehow make their job easier, even if they already have you on radar? Would an expression of honest lack of knowledge of why you were stopped make the ticket amount any less?
Maybe they're hoping you'll admit to a few crimes they didn't even suspect.
Its probably psychological- establishing authority and undermining your confidence.
“hey are you the go-daddy girl”?
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