Suddenly I feel like Danny DeVito at the vegetable section of the buffet line in "Tin Men."
Anyway, I did what I had to do to prevent a heart attack...or worse so I can sleep easy tonight. End of story.
1 posted on
09/15/2010 5:54:13 PM PDT by
PJ-Comix
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To: PJ-Comix
it was nice knowing you...
2 posted on
09/15/2010 5:55:40 PM PDT by
devane617
(November!)
To: PJ-Comix
I had pot roast this evening.
3 posted on
09/15/2010 5:56:24 PM PDT by
1rudeboy
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4 posted on
09/15/2010 5:56:54 PM PDT by
koraz
To: PJ-Comix
I had ring worm once or perhaps twice as a kid.
6 posted on
09/15/2010 5:57:28 PM PDT by
Drango
(NO-vember is payback for April 15th)
To: PJ-Comix
I’m thinking of the scene from Maximum Overdrive with Stephen King standing at the ATM.
Honey, this machine just called me an asshole!
7 posted on
09/15/2010 5:57:48 PM PDT by
cripplecreek
(Remember the River Raisin! (look it up))
To: PJ-Comix
Yeah, but what did he communicate????
Just that you had to post a thread with this title????
To: PJ-Comix
God once communicated to me via Jimi Hendrix’s Stratocaster.
Many times, in fact.
9 posted on
09/15/2010 5:59:47 PM PDT by
Mr. Mojo
To: PJ-Comix
Whew. I thought I was the only one.
To: PJ-Comix
Noah was told to build an Ark, and this is what God wants you to do? You got off easy (well, except for your reputation of course).
12 posted on
09/15/2010 6:00:53 PM PDT by
Never on my watch
(Why does the Left think Muslims are going to behave as Christians?)
To: PJ-Comix
I wish that this thread somehow involved pie.
15 posted on
09/15/2010 6:01:39 PM PDT by
SIDENET
("If that's your best, your best won't do." -Dee Snider)
To: PJ-Comix
End of story... NOT!
What was the message from God?????
16 posted on
09/15/2010 6:02:34 PM PDT by
Keith in Iowa
(TV News is an oxymoron. MSNBC = Moonbats Spouting Nothing But Crap.)
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17 posted on
09/15/2010 6:02:48 PM PDT by
BenLurkin
(This post is not a statement of fact. It is merely a personal opinion -- or humor -- or both.)
To: PJ-Comix
OMG!!!
What if God is Windows based (Vista or ME) and you get the Blue Screen of death??!!
19 posted on
09/15/2010 6:03:20 PM PDT by
starlifter
(Sapor Amo Pullus)
To: PJ-Comix
You sly one. You want the DUmmies to latch onto your thread title and do a reverse FUnnies.
To: PJ-Comix
Far out! I just now felt like I needed to know what He was doing at 7PM!
23 posted on
09/15/2010 6:03:59 PM PDT by
mrsmith
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And which one of the voices in your head are we speaking with right now?
"But know this, that in the last days perilous times will come: for men will be lovers of themselves, lovers of money, boasters, proud, blasphemers, disobedient to parents, unthankful, unholy, unloving, unforgiving, slanderers, without self-control, brutal, despisers of good, traitors, headstrong, haughty, lovers of pleasure rather than lovers of God, having a form of godliness but denying its power. And from such people turn away, for his name is Obama."24 posted on
09/15/2010 6:04:08 PM PDT by
Viking2002
(2010 - NO PRISONERS! NO QUARTER!)
To: PJ-Comix
In before the inevitable “This is hugh and series!” post....
30 posted on
09/15/2010 6:06:45 PM PDT by
50cal Smokepole
(Effective gun control involves effective recoil management)
To: PJ-Comix
Its Bush’s fault....as well as “unexpected”
36 posted on
09/15/2010 6:09:18 PM PDT by
mo
To: PJ-Comix
Actually it was a message.
But not from God.
It was from Zod.
From Superman. Zod wanted you to come on here and post the message:
Zod Communicated With Me Via an ATM Machine
But now you have failed. And those who fail Zod must bare the consequences. . . .
To: PJ-Comix
How is George Burns doing in Heaven?
39 posted on
09/15/2010 6:10:41 PM PDT by
MIchaelTArchangel
(Obama makes me miss Jimmah Cahtah!)
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