God Communicated With Me Via an ATM Machine

Self | September 15, 2010 | PJ-Comix

[PJ-Comix]

Okay, first off I admit that I feel like a complete jerk for posting this thread...but I had to.

What happened is that a little after 7 P.M. tonight something happened during an ATM transaction involving $40 of my deposit being jammed into the ATM deposit slot mechanism. That very briefly is what happened but it was the circumstances surrounding and involving the transaction (and the charge it was meant to cover) that was so bizarre. To make a very long story short, I soon afterwards had a message flash in my head (which I admit could have been the result of a hyperactive imagination) that I had to post a thread of this exact title on the FR. Of course, I immediately rejected that idea. Unfortunately the next thought was that I BETTER post this thread. So here it is. I am posting this primarily because I don't later want to post a thread titled something like, "God Gave Me a Heart Attack Because I Refused to post the thread titled, "God Communicated With Me Via an ATM Machine."

[Keith in Iowa]

Posting without reading whole thread... GUILTY!! :(

[mplsconservative]

You sly one. You want the DUmmies to latch onto your thread title and do a reverse FUnnies.

[mrsmith]

Far out! I just now felt like I needed to know what He was doing at 7PM!

[Viking2002]

And which one of the voices in your head are we speaking with right now?

"But know this, that in the last days perilous times will come: for men will be lovers of themselves, lovers of money, boasters, proud, blasphemers, disobedient to parents, unthankful, unholy, unloving, unforgiving, slanderers, without self-control, brutal, despisers of good, traitors, headstrong, haughty, lovers of pleasure rather than lovers of God, having a form of godliness but denying its power. And from such people turn away, for his name is Obama."

[BenLurkin]

http://www.johnspeedie.com/healy/eyeballs.wav

[stilloftyhenight]

Obedience is a good thing. :)

[DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis]

>> I wish that this thread somehow involved pie.<<
It does now...

[ExTxMarine]

You got off easy (well, except for your reputation of course).

I am pretty sure that Noah's reputation was a little dented as well - right up to the six or seven foot waterline! LOL!

[1rudeboy]

Yellow-yellow fleshed petite potatoes.

[50cal Smokepole]

In before the inevitable “This is hugh and series!” post....

[RummyChick]

I think God spoke through the Illinois lottery numbers after Obama’s election..so I guess he can speak through an ATM machine..Although, it is a bit weird not to give a message with the thread title.

Maybe God wanted us to have a laugh today.

[cripplecreek]

I keep a magic 8 ball around for times like this.

[BenLurkin]

http://www.johnspeedie.com/healy/wacky.wav

[PJ-Comix]

You sly one. You want the DUmmies to latch onto your thread title and do a reverse FUnnies.

That is one big reason why I didn't want to post this thread. But the next thought was that heart attack. So better to be mocked by DUmmies (or Freepers) than suffer a heart attack or worse. Hell, if I saw a thread posted by someone else with this title, I would be ragging on the poster myself.

On the positive side I wasn't asked to post something like "I Communicated With God Via a Grilled Cheese Sandwich."

[DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis]

This thread stunes my beeber to the max!

[mo]

Its Bush’s fault....as well as “unexpected”

[NYCslicker]

Actually it was a message.

But not from God.

It was from Zod.

From Superman. Zod wanted you to come on here and post the message:

Zod Communicated With Me Via an ATM Machine

But now you have failed. And those who fail Zod must bare the consequences. . . .

[BenLurkin]

http://www.johnspeedie.com/healy/yoy.wav

[MIchaelTArchangel]

How is George Burns doing in Heaven?

[ThomasThomas]

Wow time travel too! It 6:02. Just wow.