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Roller Derby Name - utter vanity
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Posted on 09/02/2010 4:31:51 PM PDT by Xenalyte
Soooo I have recently started training with my local roller derby team, and I hope to pass the assessment and get picked up for the roster by next year.
Should that happen, I will need an epic awesome roller derby girl name. And I'm comin' up snake-eyes, so I figured I'd come to the funniest brain trust there is.
Criteria: the punnier, the better. Some examples of actual already-in-use names:
Ann Archy Felony Griffith Melicious Lusty Nails Fleetwood Smack Wreck Tangle
Sexy is good. Fierce is good. If we could work something conservative into it, that would be EPIC.
TOPICS: Hobbies; Humor; Sports
KEYWORDS: rollerderby
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To: ChiefJayStrongbow
Click my name at the top of the thread to see my profile page. Umpteen over there!
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posted on
09/02/2010 4:55:45 PM PDT
by
Xenalyte
(Yes, Chef! (Pablo is very wily.))
To: Xenalyte
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posted on
09/02/2010 4:57:30 PM PDT
by
mylife
(Opinions $1 Halfbaked 50c)
To: Xenalyte
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posted on
09/02/2010 4:58:47 PM PDT
by
mylife
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To: Hegewisch Dupa
Let’s see if you say that after I get my front teeth knocked out.
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posted on
09/02/2010 4:59:12 PM PDT
by
Xenalyte
(Yes, Chef! (Pablo is very wily.))
To: Keith in Iowa; Xenalyte
Modified version of your suggestion.
Iwana Thumper
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posted on
09/02/2010 5:00:15 PM PDT
by
UCANSEE2
(Lame and ill informed post.)
To: EQAndyBuzz
I’m in Houston ... Space City ... hmmm ...
Our teams are the Bayou City Bosses, the Psych Ward Sirens, the Brawlers, and the Hard Knocks. Our farm team is the Machete Betties.
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posted on
09/02/2010 5:01:57 PM PDT
by
Xenalyte
(Yes, Chef! (Pablo is very wily.))
To: Xenalyte
Worst ever name you could get from FR: The Stuned Beeber.
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posted on
09/02/2010 5:02:28 PM PDT
by
UCANSEE2
(Lame and ill informed post.)
To: UCANSEE2
I’m tempted to go with that just BECAUSE.
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posted on
09/02/2010 5:03:06 PM PDT
by
Xenalyte
(Yes, Chef! (Pablo is very wily.))
To: Xenalyte
Molly Bitcher, Nancy Pelousy, Tripper Gore... uh... OK, I give up... here's some cheater ones... from the Venture Bros. cartoon:
Girl Hitler
Molotov Cocktease
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posted on
09/02/2010 5:04:11 PM PDT
by
Rodamala
To: Rodamala
Molotov is my favorite villain EVER.
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posted on
09/02/2010 5:05:12 PM PDT
by
Xenalyte
(Yes, Chef! (Pablo is very wily.))
To: Xenalyte
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posted on
09/02/2010 5:05:37 PM PDT
by
waterhill
(" My Religion is AMERICAN")
To: Xenalyte
Princess Highknee
Madam Slam
Svetlana Bodichek
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posted on
09/02/2010 5:06:10 PM PDT
by
mylife
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To: Xenalyte
Front teeth are vastly over-rated
To: Xenalyte
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posted on
09/02/2010 5:06:59 PM PDT
by
Major Matt Mason
(Never trust a liberal...or a GOP moderate.)
To: Major Matt Mason
“Anna Wrecksia?”
Now that’s funny.
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posted on
09/02/2010 5:10:18 PM PDT
by
Holen1
To: Xenalyte
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posted on
09/02/2010 5:12:44 PM PDT
by
mylife
(Opinions $1 Halfbaked 50c)
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posted on
09/02/2010 5:15:24 PM PDT
by
mylife
(Opinions $1 Halfbaked 50c)
To: Xenalyte
Twist yer Sister
Rosie O’Pummel.....(ya maybe not so much)
Margaret Hatcher.....
American Woman
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posted on
09/02/2010 5:15:41 PM PDT
by
Kimmers
(Illegal immigration is destroying America, look what it did to the White House)
To: Xenalyte
More literary than conservative, but I also like Jane Awesome ( which I guess could be turned into Jane Austin unless your part of Texas finds that offensive)
To: Xenalyte
MMmmmm.
Hot babes on wheels - who can knock your teeth down your throat as they hip-check you.
I likes this thread.
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posted on
09/02/2010 5:26:01 PM PDT
by
Responsibility2nd
(PALIN/MCCAIN IN 2012 - barf alert? sarc tag? -- can't decide)
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