[traumer]

I posted it just because I don’t get it.....

[Mr. Silverback]

NAPL?

[reagan_fanatic]

If you get stuck in a chimney, is it too much to ask that you SCREAM YOUR HEAD OFF FOR HELP??

[reagan_fanatic]

I guess she forgot to get her flue shot.

[mirkwood]

[Never on my watch]

... but police said Monday that all the evidence indicates Kotarac voluntarily went to the roof, removed the chimney cap and slid down the flue feet first.

Voluntarily?

I can see these police saying:

"No, there wasn't a robbery. Mr. Smith voluntarily gave his wallet to the man with the gun."

[cripplecreek]

Still think flue shots are silly?

[MHGinTN]

How did someone that dumb get to be a doctor???

[The Comedian]

Specify-alternate-delivery-instructions-when-you-ask-Santa-for-a-girlfriend ping.

Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.

[A_perfect_lady]

Okay, so she had money trouble too. A clearer picture emerges: heartache will make you snap, yes, but money trouble is 100 times worse. JMHO.

[TribalPrincess2U]

Stupid is as stupid does. Must be a Democrat.

[DaxtonBrown]

“DeGeare said she wasn’t sure what the status of the relationship was “

I’d guess it had gone up in smoke. They were old flames. Time flew, then she flue. She smoked like a chimney anyway.

[chris_bdba]

Please someone tell me how a doctor would not know that one can not go down a chimney? Too many adults must believe the Santa myth?

[Krankor]

I don’t know this woman but, for some reason, this story just strikes me as incredibly sad. What a horrible way to end a life that at one time showed such promise.

[PetroniusMaximus]

The deceased.

[GOPJ]

I’ll bet she’s a liberal...

[Clay Moore]

Wow, 2010 hide and seek champion!

Seriously we rescued a girl (~17) out of a chimney some years ago. She locked herself out of the house and figured if Santa can get down a chimney with all those extra pounds, she should have no trouble.

There is a step type thing right above the fire place that prevented her from getting to the bottom. She had her arms above her head for some period of time and surprisingly had enough strength to get the rope around her body.

I chuckle every time we drive by the house.

[pissant]

Darwin nominee.

[China Clipper]

Wow! This is really bizarre! I used to work with this MD at Bakersfield Memorial Hospital. She was smoking hot, very nice legs, and very friendly, all in a good way of course. She was always well-liked by her hospital patients, and she had a way of brightening up the area when she was in house.

She was a little different, in a way, for instance, I remember her as a brunette, but that was more than 13 years ago...who hasn't changed their hair color once or twice, right?

Sounds like she just gave up, and told the world goodbye. I agree with the previous post; she probably got stuck in the chimney, her chest couldn't expand, and she asphyxiated.

A real pity.. RIP Jackie!

[ApplegateRanch]

Apparantly they do not teach details of fireplace construction in med school.

That damper oepening, whether a damper is present or not, is a slot about 4"-5" X 30"-36" long. Modern (post 1700s) Rumford type fireplaces, as illustrated above, are not Santa-friendly. Don't even think about climbing down one; these are not Dickensonian fireplaces.