[NormsRevenge]

Her booking photo.

Socialite Paris Hilton in a police booking photo released by the Las Vegas Metropolitan Police Department. REUTERS/Las Vegas Metropolitian Police/Handout

[NormsRevenge]

Her boyfriend was fired.

Nightclub manager Cy Waits is pictured in this police booking photograph released on August 28, 2010 by the Las Vegas Metropolitan Police Department. Waits, who was arrested Friday night along with socialite Paris Hilton, was charged with driving under the influence. Hilton, who was a passenger in the car Waits was driving, has been released after being arrested for possessing cocaine, her lawyer said Saturday. REUTERS/Las Vegas Metropolitian Police Department/Handout

[Jewbacca]

That’s a great booking photo.

[KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle]

Hilton denied owning purse, cocaine

"... and -- not surprisingly, in retrospect -- underwear." ;)

[justlurking]

Not Guilty!

Oh, wait.....

[silverleaf]

She is a useless person - and she’s still 29? Again?

[ThomasThomas]

This is like totally possible.

[Tijeras_Slim]

The old “I ain’t done nothin’” defense... Works on “COPS” everytime.

[Scythian]

Did she break a chunk of herself off for bail?

[goseminoles]

Not guilty!

That is the best looking mugshot I’ve seen in awhile.

[Calm_Cool_and_Elected]

So let me get this straight. She’s a socialite, Hilton-heir and she has to BORROW a handbag?

[Necrovore]

So let me get this straight. You get shot in the back(murdered) by Las Vegas police if you are legally carrying a firearm, but don’t have to take a mug shot if you are arrested for possession of a controlled substance. Does not compute

[RachelFaith]

She don’t lie, she don’t lie, she don’t lie....

Yes, she does!

= D

[E. Pluribus Unum]

Waits, who was arrested Friday night along with socialite Paris Hilton...

"Socialite."

So that's what they call them these days.

[Opinionated Blowhard]

She’s not that cute. Take the money away and you’ve got a drug addicted skank trying to lie her way out of a bust.

[Frenchtown Dan]

Pitiful.
She can’t even create a decent lie. This is as bad as “The dog ate my homework!”.

[Yaelle]

Note to socialite druggies everywhere:

When pulled over for DUI on the Strip, with your stash of cocaine in your bag, REMEMBER NOT TO PULL OUT YOUR LIP GLOSS IN FRONT OF THE COPS.

[End Times Sentinel]

I saw a Brady Bunch like that one time. Greg really was smoking, but he promised he'd stop and then a pack of cigarettes fall out of his coat, RIGHT IN FRONT OF MRS. JOHNSON who's the head of the school's anti smoking committee! And Carol was on that committee!!! Was, as in, she was removed after that embarrassing incident. And then, Alice realizes that Greg mistakenly took home someone else’s coat, and you know who it belonged to? Tommy Johnson, Mrs. Johnson's son (he and Greg are in a band called The Banana Convention and sing “Til I Met You” which was totally groovy.) And then, at the end, Tommy admits the smokes were his, and he tells his mom, and she apologizes to Carol and offers to let her back on the committee, but Carol says “You can take your committee and ram it up your...” and then the credits come up.

So, long story short, it could happen.

[SMARTY]

Maybe she was going to sell the coke to buy some shampoo

[nesnah]

What the real shame here is that her now unemployed “boyfriend” missed his chance that evening to go where hundreds of other men have already been.

[Oldpuppymax]

When you look like that, you don’t really HAVE to lie...speechwise, that is.