She can’t even create a decent lie. This is as bad as “The dog ate my homework!”.
But Lyndsey Lohans's "These are not my pants" is still the winnah!
50 posted on 08/30/2010 7:06:45 PM PDT by Oztrich Boy
(Pardon him...he is a barbarian, and thinks that the customs of his tribe ... are the laws of nature)