[Oztrich Boy]

She can’t even create a decent lie. This is as bad as “The dog ate my homework!”.

But Lyndsey Lohans's "These are not my pants" is still the winnah!

[Frenchtown Dan]

I guess when everyone is in your pants it’s kind of hard to tell who’s they are!

These sluts have gotten so used to lying that they think people will believe anything they say, no matter how stupid.