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Vanity | August 28. 2010 | Judges Gone Wild

Posted on 08/28/2010 6:08:28 PM PDT by Judges Gone Wild

For the "reverends" who are offended by EVERYTHING: Put on your big girl panties and GET OVER IT, ok?


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To: Judges Gone Wild

“I don?t drink. Some of you need to drink in The Holy Spirit.”

Drink on deez nutz. You’re crazy and posted a stupid thread.


61 posted on 08/28/2010 9:34:22 PM PDT by goseminoles
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To: Nateman

I LOVE it!


62 posted on 08/28/2010 9:38:29 PM PDT by peggybac (Restore America and restore her honor.)
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To: Judges Gone Wild
Well, see, it's like I've always said - "It's like I've always said." That said, it isn't. Like that, I mean.

I guess what I'm trying to say is that I'm trying to say pretty much what it's like, only I'm not sure that what I'm guessing is what you think it's really like. Or maybe it is. What it's really like, that is, not what you're guessing. They're not the same things, you know.

Then there's anal warts.

63 posted on 08/28/2010 9:46:24 PM PDT by Billthedrill
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To: Billthedrill

I was following you up until the last sentence.


64 posted on 08/28/2010 9:48:18 PM PDT by Pan_Yan
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To: Judges Gone Wild

Last time I drank the Holy spirit, I woke up with three midget women, a half used container of crisco, wearing a batman costume.

I swore it off. I only drink vodka now.


65 posted on 08/28/2010 9:53:37 PM PDT by Vigilantcitizen
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To: NicknamedBob; goseminoles

Wear gloves...


66 posted on 08/28/2010 9:54:34 PM PDT by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously... You'll never live through it.)
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To: Judges Gone Wild

67 posted on 08/28/2010 9:54:46 PM PDT by JRios1968 (The real first rule of Fight Club: don't invite Chuck Norris...EVER)
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To: Pan_Yan
Well, yeah, it is an entirely different conversation, I guess. Remember how they used to tie a little string around a rotten tooth, and then to a doorknob, and when they'd slam the door the tooth would come out?

OK, work with me here. Dental floss and a little bitty noose. KREEGAH! I mean, sure, it would hurt, but it would beat a visit to the emergency room. You probably wouldn't want to leave it dangling, though. Be awful tough to explain it to Aunt Mildred when she comes over for bridge on Sunday.

68 posted on 08/28/2010 9:55:31 PM PDT by Billthedrill
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To: Vigilantcitizen

Do you still have the Batman costume?


69 posted on 08/28/2010 9:55:42 PM PDT by Pan_Yan
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To: Pan_Yan

Pan_Yan, you just made my evening! Praise the LORD!
(Look up LORD (Kyrie) in the Greek sometime. The definition is not “Boss”, like we tend to call HIM. It is THE God, THE Master of the Universe, THE Sovereign Majesty, etc. Thank you, James W. Strong, LLD! Greetings to you, on whatever cloud that you dwell. See you soon! Your 20 years of labor (in 24 languages), was not in vain. Say “Hi” to our mutual Lifebook Friends!) Thank you, Jesus.


70 posted on 08/28/2010 9:57:06 PM PDT by Judges Gone Wild (Who are these uncircumcised to oppose the armies of the Living God?)
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To: Pan_Yan

I’m wearing it now. It’s Saturday night man. Got some funny looks at QT though. Guess I should of worn the bottoms too.


71 posted on 08/28/2010 9:58:14 PM PDT by Vigilantcitizen
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To: Judges Gone Wild

My personal favorite is Jehovah Jireh, but I’m glad a made your evening.


72 posted on 08/28/2010 10:00:50 PM PDT by Pan_Yan
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To: Vigilantcitizen

That was you? I’m sorry my kids threw stuff at you. I told them it was rude.


73 posted on 08/28/2010 10:01:54 PM PDT by Pan_Yan
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To: Pan_Yan

Wasn’t rude at all..I considered it tipping. The donuts cleansed my palate well after the delicious QT hot dogs, which quite honestly, could’ve used about 12 more hours on the rack.


74 posted on 08/28/2010 10:06:14 PM PDT by Vigilantcitizen
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To: Vigilantcitizen

“Be not drunk with wine, for therein lies debauchery, but be filled with The Holy Spirit.” Ephesians 5:18

“Men of Jerusalem, these men are not drunk as you suppose. It’s only nine in the morning!” Acts 2:15

It’s true. A little after 9 in Jerusalem right now.

“If anyone is thirsty, let him come to me and drink. Whoever believes in me, as the Scripture has said, streams of living water will flow from within him.” By this he meant the Spirit, whom those who believed in him were later to receive.” John 7:37-38

So, my brothers and sisters in Christ, let us obey Jesus’ (and the Apostle Paul’s) command!


75 posted on 08/28/2010 10:29:39 PM PDT by Judges Gone Wild (Who are these uncircumcised to oppose the armies of the Living God?)
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To: Judges Gone Wild

I can’t believe this threas made 70 something posts! Sign of good times!
Do u think anal sacks hurt?


76 posted on 08/28/2010 10:35:31 PM PDT by goseminoles
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To: HollyB

If you’ve been following the news of the day, I believe it’s an allusion to the Facebook live streaming of the Glen Beck “Restoring Honor” rally, the counter-rally by the Rev Sharpton, et al., and the particularly loathsome comments posted by some at Facebook. To the extent the Beck rally got a good bit of coverage at FR, and attendance by FReepers, they are connected.


77 posted on 08/28/2010 10:36:10 PM PDT by EDINVA
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To: EDINVA

I’ll be damned Glenn Beck and Palin are running mates. I saw that tonight! Glenn is an entertainer. Oh wait, so is Palin and her family. Sorry for the confusion.


78 posted on 08/28/2010 10:39:31 PM PDT by goseminoles
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To: NicknamedBob; darkwing104; Grizzled Bear

“I’m drinking now, and it still doesn’t make sense.”

Add some of my coffee to it, then read it again.


79 posted on 08/29/2010 6:19:03 AM PDT by Darksheare (I shook hands with Sheryl Crow and all I got was Typhus and a single sheet of toilet paper.)
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To: Darksheare
"Add some of my coffee to it, then read it again."

Scissor coffee. *shudder*

No thanks.

80 posted on 08/29/2010 11:30:37 AM PDT by NicknamedBob (Lewis Carroll asked "How is a raven like a writing desk?" My answer: "They both have plumes of ink.")
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