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To: Judges Gone Wild

Last time I drank the Holy spirit, I woke up with three midget women, a half used container of crisco, wearing a batman costume.

I swore it off. I only drink vodka now.


65 posted on 08/28/2010 9:53:37 PM PDT by Vigilantcitizen
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To: Vigilantcitizen

Do you still have the Batman costume?


69 posted on 08/28/2010 9:55:42 PM PDT by Pan_Yan
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To: Vigilantcitizen

“Be not drunk with wine, for therein lies debauchery, but be filled with The Holy Spirit.” Ephesians 5:18

“Men of Jerusalem, these men are not drunk as you suppose. It’s only nine in the morning!” Acts 2:15

It’s true. A little after 9 in Jerusalem right now.

“If anyone is thirsty, let him come to me and drink. Whoever believes in me, as the Scripture has said, streams of living water will flow from within him.” By this he meant the Spirit, whom those who believed in him were later to receive.” John 7:37-38

So, my brothers and sisters in Christ, let us obey Jesus’ (and the Apostle Paul’s) command!


75 posted on 08/28/2010 10:29:39 PM PDT by Judges Gone Wild (Who are these uncircumcised to oppose the armies of the Living God?)
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